Very busy today so just a flying visit to share this...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...lookalike-mum/

I want to know why she's rubbing her mary in this one https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...0527.jpg?w=640

Not a particularly productive shopping trip if she spent the whole time gazing at the ceiling wistfully.

She's the type of mum that will be whipping her breasts out in the middle of a shop and praying that someone tells her off for breastfeeding.

He's going to love HER unconditionally too, doncha know.

The woman is demented.

doubler.

Nah, she won't be doing much of that. She'll be out on the lash pdq.

The incredible changing size baby bump!

Doesn't look half a big in those (staged) photos does it?

Also, who keeps holding their baby bump right down by their fanny? It's normally a protective hand on the bump itself.

It's all just so odd - wonder if the photographer kept telling her to try and accentuate the bump?

So the mag bump is a gherkin induced bag of wind it would appear.

Bloody awful woman, does she think she's the first to ever become pregnant and have a baby?

Very strange. No one I ever knew held their bump like that.
I can't quite equate the bump from OK etc to these snaps of her at the hairdressers either...
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mir...?client=safari

What on earth is she thinking about?? It is only August, baby not due till January, yet she she is on a big shopping trip for baby essentials. Is she mad? I'm not superstitious at all but I don't think it is necessary or wise to go shopping so early on. Obviously just for attention. I guess the paps were tipped off about this emotional trip so they could catch every tear, pained expression and clasp of the bump. She really does my head in!
As for Marnie last night doing her second rate SAD impersonation about finding the love of her life on BB, no-one had ever treated her so well before etc etc. Do they not change the scripts for series to series?

Well this explains her use of the butterfly halo pics.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...s-uses-it.html

I doubt it's paps. Her agency probably have a photographer on payroll and send him out with her.

Yeah it's clever, puts a pretty light in your eyes as well. She uses it all the time.

What tears? Hand over mouth, whistfully staring upwards, but no glistening cheeks no mascara runs nothing.

Where's the big bump she had on Loose Women?

So baby conceived about April this year?

Early April yes. Supposedly. I'm still not sure if she's telling the truth there, and it wasn't conceived in March?

I'm a bit sceptical about all this, Pan, so far I have read that the baby could be due, September or October, December, but now January. Were JIM and her still sleeping together in April???

What kind of guys are they used to? I mean the current ones are real charmers

Marnie will come out and he'll dump her. She'll be pregnant and the whole saga will begin all over again. The scriptwriters clearly don't have much imagination, don't think they'll be getting offered jobs on Corrie Or East Enders.

I think the paper that reported the September birth was desperately trying to make the impending birth clash with Jims filming of ex on the beach, I don't think I've seen anywhere where she actually says anything like that.

Now in March they split up a couple of times so "who's the daddy" would come into play for that month. They get back together in time for April where she's stuck to his side at every PA in case he accidentally sleeps with someone else. Then they go to Cape Verde. It's after they return, the first weekend in May, that they made the final split.

Marnies from Geordie shore they all treat each other like sh1t on that. They're standards are extremely low. She was supposed to be knocking about with a co-star, Aaron but apparently he's not interested now. It's all such a repeat of last January. Won't be surprised if she does end up doing a SAD.

The only thing that could throw everything into question, Pan, is the fact she could be premature or a little bit late- then it could be a case of who's the daddy? never mind JIM can always get a DNA test done.

God help all the children and young adults who watch these programmes, they really have great role models to aspire to.

My money's on earlier. Like I say I'm really not sure how many months she really is.

Agreed.

I think it will be a double CBB baby drama at the end of the series with both Marnie and Chloe claiming to be pregnant!

It will be a case of who is the most pregnant