BIB Reminiscing about loves lost? or has she caught the crabs?

Her Craddock is in need of attention as it's been left alone and sad?

I thought for a minute you were going to put a picture of it on here, EVIL

I hope she bought that teddy bear after rubbing her make up caked face on it!

Well as you REALLY want to see an old, dried up fanny in need of a trim I might as well oblige.

http://www.thegoodlifefrance.com/wp-...y-Craddock.jpg

I for one could do without seeing her blue waffle, thank you very much!

Baby could tag along, it could be a talking point with the men she's grafting

The photos weren't shot through a window, from the outside. The photographer was in the shop with her. Clearly someone she had in tow,

That was terrifying

Everything's so carefully coordinated especially for the mags, you think they would be fed up with her by now, she's turning into another Kerry K. Sell your life for a fiver.

She might be out grafting in 'Shagaluf ' as we speak.

She's been telling people on her night out that she is 5 months gone . That takes her up to nov/dec . Not January .

She said she was 13 wks when she did the baby bump ok shoot (11th July) and "almost 14weeks when she did loose women on 19th. That would only make her 17 weeks now. That's not 5 months.

Probably the same local pap who she invited to pap her and Jim looking at engagement rings . He'll be on a retainer .
It's all so "by the book" . The Chav Book Of Getting Upduffed To A Stranger And Then running Around Crying "woe is me!"
In all good book shops beside the crappy mags section .

BB tonight .Chloe wails about being disrespected and then has sex in the shower, strips her dress to her waist and pole dances topless . What a mess she is .

I agree. Dreadful to witness, what a horror she is.

I didn't think CBB could get any lower- but it did! and we all thought SAD and JIM were bad last series.

BAD Book shops.

Comment on the DM article:
"I was down there yesterday shopping, it was all staged even telling her how to walk in etc! Pretty pathetic really"

Can she not enjoy these moments privately, why does everything have to be for money, fame, attention. It's really quite sad.

Cripes...she needs to get to the hospital quick...that baby seems to have shrunk since the OK shoot...that's not normal

She gets a photographer every time she goes to the hairdressers, so why not baby shopping? It is dreadful isn't it?

had to turn it off...Mr Nem came in earlier than expected and when asked why I was watching this garbage I had no excuse not to agree as "the squad" really are trashy

Maybe there was another one in there and it slipped out

It's quite bizarre . Can't think what to make of it to be honest . Yes I'm sure she's updaffed but the bump playing now-you-see-me-now-you-don't is weird .

Colour me shocked ! Choosing the baby stuff is the fun bit FGS . All this wailing and ceiling gazing is so boring and repetitive . We know she will have left that shop with nothing other than any freebies given to her . Like the supposed ring shopping with Jim . She has no shame flogging that child already .
Oh well, no money coming in and paying for studio time and that new mortgage . Gotta sell whatever she can and all she has to sell is the bump . Poor kid better get used to it now I suppose .
Get a new script writer Sad , this one is churning out the same old guff over and over .

I feel defiled by watching it tonight

Like Chloe Kahn she only has herself to sell now.