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Ok. Lily can do the hot water , she's usually reasonably sober . Well, up until around 8pm . After 8pm Billy can take over .
Nooooo. We need to lock evil in the garden shed during the messy part . I just saw him skite through to the kitchen with a roll of masking tape and some rope . If he sees the first sign of blood we're sunk . We don't want this to end up like a horror movie . I'll do the first bit of hot water , then hand over to Lily once i start spilling it
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Pardon?? Jack's not anywhere near ready to be entertained by me.
![]() Besides, he wants me to 'stand guard.' Scared of the bogeyman. ![]() ![]() He's such a woose Lily . Turn the lights off and on every so often and go "WOOOO !----WOOO !" 💀👻 , and listen to him scream . |
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Surely they would have known about this info beforehand
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We can get The Yorkshire Vet of the telly and his winch to pull the little b*gger out
![]() Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘 |
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When did one of the energy Twins walk out ?
I missed that Was that last night ? |
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Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !
Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘 ![]() http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg He doesn't er photograph well , imo The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo ![]() ![]() I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her.......... http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba ![]() ![]() ![]() What shall we do ? She's got Simba ![]() ![]()
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Dammit . Here was me planning to dust off my wedding hat .
He's such a woose Lily . Turn the lights off and on every so often and go "WOOOO !----WOOO !" 💀👻 , and listen to him scream . ![]() ![]() Know what, Heather? I'd actually like to do that for real.
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Ok, yes EVIL is a risk
I'll do the first bit of hot water , then hand over to Lily once i start spilling it ![]() |
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![]() ![]() Know what, Heather? I'd actually like to do that for real. ![]() Well nearly everyone . Not me obviously . I'm angelic inside and out .😇 |
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Yes Evil is a big risk, but he's our big risk and I'm not having him carted off to a high security facility just because of being a bit over zealous with his masking tape and rope .
![]() ![]() or temporary restraining ? http://archives.starbulletin.com/97/...ures/tapeb.gif |
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Surely they would have known about this info beforehand
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Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !
Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘 look http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...5397823274.jpg |
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If we find a big enough cupboard,throw some toys in,like playdough or something, he might stay quiet ?
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He's going in the garden shed . I tried putting him in the plastic Wendy house but no matter how much I pushed and squeezed there were always arms or legs poking out of the windows and door . He's a big lad . The shed is good . I'll leave him an old CD player and a few CDs of Dolly Pardon and Cher and he'll be like a pig in poo .
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Pardon?? Jack's not anywhere near ready to be entertained by me.
![]() Besides, he wants me to 'stand guard.' Scared of the bogeyman. ![]() ![]() But if you stand on a chair you can guard me anytime , I sleep with the light on btw, a dim light, not a dim person
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I've a better idea, just lock him in his drinks cabinet.
but he'd love that !http://giphy.com/gifs/stilltheking-c...HG9Db36Gk6cNGg |
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![]() http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg He doesn't er photograph well , imo The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo ![]() ![]() I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her.......... http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba ![]() ![]() ![]() What shall we do ? She's got Simba ![]() ![]() ![]() Wash you mouf out Jack !He's rugged and lived in and too busy saving tiny creatures lives to be bothered preening and primping . Now I'm off to bed to dream off Noel . Mel's man might pop in the dream too for a moment , but just a moment . I'm too faithful to Noel (and mySam and my hubby obv) . Night all , 🙋 |
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Wash you mouf out Jack !He's rugged and lived in and too busy saving tiny creatures lives to be bothered preening and primping . Now I'm off to bed to dream off Noel . Mel's man might pop in the dream too for a moment , but just a moment . I'm too faithful to Noel (and mySam and my hubby obv) . Night all , 🙋 ![]() that is going to be a very overcrowded dream, you're just greedy i bet NONE of them can do this ➡ 🙅 |
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But he's not being punished just protected.
oh er yer er , ok , can't we punish him a wickle bit, he did post some very strange images on last thread ![]() ![]()
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ok , fine.
dome lock EVIL in the garden shed http://www.alderbanksheds.co.uk/USER.../toolshed.jpeg Job done, just try not to smile too much about it
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![]() http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg He doesn't er photograph well , imo The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo ![]() ![]() I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her.......... http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba ![]() ![]() ![]() What shall we do ? She's got Simba ![]() ![]() ![]() BIB You found Trudi, jack, she's lovely. TV vet from ages ago
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BIB You found Trudi, jack, she's lovely. TV vet from ages ago ![]() ![]() I remember her when she first came in the telly in 'vet school'. she was a really incompetent student and remember her trying to give a cat an injection - she kept poking the needle in the skin and out the other side😂😂 but she did pass her exams and became a good vet
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Morning everyone
Just caught up on Andrew's expulsion from the BB house - waiting to hear the full story on that one! Spent last night collecting and arranging 2 big leather settees that I got IRL from freecycle which are very slightly too big for the room - need to get rid of a cabinet so that they can fit in. I'm surrounded by settees now! (The new ones and the old ones) The cat has decided to use the upturned old settees as a massive cat climbing frame - perched atop like the King of the Castle! |
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