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Old 13-06-2016, 23:21
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Ok. Lily can do the hot water , she's usually reasonably sober . Well, up until around 8pm . After 8pm Billy can take over .

Nooooo. We need to lock evil in the garden shed during the messy part . I just saw him skite through to the kitchen with a roll of masking tape and some rope . If he sees the first sign of blood we're sunk . We don't want this to end up like a horror movie .
Ok, yes EVIL is a risk

I'll do the first bit of hot water , then hand over to Lily once i start spilling it
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:24
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Lovely pic Mel.
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:25
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Pardon?? Jack's not anywhere near ready to be entertained by me.

Besides, he wants me to 'stand guard.' Scared of the bogeyman.
Dammit . Here was me planning to dust off my wedding hat .
He's such a woose Lily . Turn the lights off and on every so often and go "WOOOO !----WOOO !" 💀👻 , and listen to him scream .
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:28
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Surely they would have known about this info beforehand
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:28
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We can get The Yorkshire Vet of the telly and his winch to pull the little b*gger out
Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !


Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:28
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When did one of the energy Twins walk out ?
I missed that
Was that last night ?
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:30
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Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !


Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg

He doesn't er photograph well , imo
The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo

I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her..........
http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg
but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba
What shall we do ?
She's got Simba
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:30
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Dammit . Here was me planning to dust off my wedding hat .
He's such a woose Lily . Turn the lights off and on every so often and go "WOOOO !----WOOO !" 💀👻 , and listen to him scream .


Know what, Heather? I'd actually like to do that for real.
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:31
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Ok, yes EVIL is a risk

I'll do the first bit of hot water , then hand over to Lily once i start spilling it
Yes Evil is a big risk, but he's our big risk and I'm not having him carted off to a high security facility just because of being a bit over zealous with his masking tape and rope .
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:33
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Know what, Heather? I'd actually like to do that for real.
That's the wee devil in you . Everyone has a wee devil in them .

Well nearly everyone . Not me obviously . I'm angelic inside and out .😇
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:33
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Yes Evil is a big risk, but he's our big risk and I'm not having him carted off to a high security facility just because of being a bit over zealous with his masking tape and rope .
If we find a big enough cupboard,throw some toys in,like playdough or something, he might stay quiet ?
or temporary restraining ?

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Old 13-06-2016, 23:35
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Surely they would have known about this info beforehand
I think so. Probably one of the reasons he was there.
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:36
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Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !


Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘
ah i've found he likes kittens, he smiles with kittens, not fully grown cats
look
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...5397823274.jpg
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:37
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If we find a big enough cupboard,throw some toys in,like playdough or something, he might stay quiet ?
He's going in the garden shed . I tried putting him in the plastic Wendy house but no matter how much I pushed and squeezed there were always arms or legs poking out of the windows and door . He's a big lad . The shed is good . I'll leave him an old CD player and a few CDs of Dolly Pardon and Cher and he'll be like a pig in poo .
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:39
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He's going in the garden shed . I tried putting him in the plastic Wendy house but no matter how much I pushed and squeezed there were always arms or legs poking out of the windows and door . He's a big lad . The shed is good . I'll leave him an old CD player and a few CDs of Dolly Pardon and Cher and he'll be like a pig in poo .
I've a better idea, just lock him in his drinks cabinet.
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:39
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Pardon?? Jack's not anywhere near ready to be entertained by me.

Besides, he wants me to 'stand guard.' Scared of the bogeyman.
it's your mind that scares me Lily
But if you stand on a chair you can guard me anytime ,
I sleep with the light on btw, a dim light, not a dim person
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:42
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I've a better idea, just lock him in his drinks cabinet.
but he'd love that !
http://giphy.com/gifs/stilltheking-c...HG9Db36Gk6cNGg
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:44
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg

He doesn't er photograph well , imo
The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo

I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her..........
http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg
but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba
What shall we do ?
She's got Simba
bib , Wash you mouf out Jack !

He's rugged and lived in and too busy saving tiny creatures lives to be bothered preening and primping .

Now I'm off to bed to dream off Noel . Mel's man might pop in the dream too for a moment , but just a moment . I'm too faithful to Noel (and mySam and my hubby obv) .
Night all , 🙋
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:44
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But he's not being punished just protected.
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:46
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bib , Wash you mouf out Jack !

He's rugged and lived in and too busy saving tiny creatures lives to be bothered preening and primping .

Now I'm off to bed to dream off Noel . Mel's man might pop in the dream too for a moment , but just a moment . I'm too faithful to Noel (and mySam and my hubby obv) .
Night all , 🙋

that is going to be a very overcrowded dream,
you're just greedy

i bet NONE of them can do this ➡ 🙅
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:47
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But he's not being punished just protected.
Protect him from.........himself ?
oh er yer er , ok , can't we punish him a wickle bit, he did post some very strange images on last thread
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:49
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ok , fine.

dome lock EVIL in the garden shed

http://www.alderbanksheds.co.uk/USER.../toolshed.jpeg

Job done, just try not to smile too much about it
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Old 14-06-2016, 00:30
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg

He doesn't er photograph well , imo
The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo

I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her..........
http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg
but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba
What shall we do ?
She's got Simba

BIB
You found Trudi, jack, she's lovely. TV vet from ages ago
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Old 14-06-2016, 09:54
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BIB
You found Trudi, jack, she's lovely. TV vet from ages ago
aw trude mostue
I remember her when she first came in the telly in 'vet school'.

she was a really incompetent student and remember her trying to give a cat an injection -
she kept poking the needle in the skin and out the other side😂😂

but she did pass her exams and became a good vet
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Old 14-06-2016, 09:59
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Morning everyone

Just caught up on Andrew's expulsion from the BB house - waiting to hear the full story on that one!

Spent last night collecting and arranging 2 big leather settees that I got IRL from freecycle which are very slightly too big for the room - need to get rid of a cabinet so that they can fit in.
I'm surrounded by settees now! (The new ones and the old ones)
The cat has decided to use the upturned old settees as a massive cat climbing frame - perched atop like the King of the Castle!
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