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jack_blair
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Ok. Lily can do the hot water , she's usually reasonably sober . Well, up until around 8pm . After 8pm Billy can take over .

Nooooo. We need to lock evil in the garden shed during the messy part . I just saw him skite through to the kitchen with a roll of masking tape and some rope . If he sees the first sign of blood we're sunk . We don't want this to end up like a horror movie .”

Ok, yes EVIL is a risk

I'll do the first bit of hot water , then hand over to Lily once i start spilling it
Lily Darling
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by melloncollie06:
“awww

this is not tonight by the way.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BGnGCCJITtO/”

Lovely pic Mel.
Heatherbell
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Lily Darling:
“Pardon?? Jack's not anywhere near ready to be entertained by me.

Besides, he wants me to 'stand guard.' Scared of the bogeyman.”

Dammit . Here was me planning to dust off my wedding hat .
He's such a woose Lily . Turn the lights off and on every so often and go "WOOOO !----WOOO !" 💀👻 , and listen to him scream .
auroora
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/a...rother-8184119

Andrew's gone! ”

Surely they would have known about this info beforehand
Heatherbell
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“We can get The Yorkshire Vet of the telly and his winch to pull the little b*gger out ”

Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !


Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘
jack_blair
13-06-2016
When did one of the energy Twins walk out ?
I missed that
Was that last night ?
jack_blair
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !


Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘”


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg

He doesn't er photograph well , imo
The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo

I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her..........
http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg
but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba
What shall we do ?
She's got Simba
Lily Darling
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Dammit . Here was me planning to dust off my wedding hat .
He's such a woose Lily . Turn the lights off and on every so often and go "WOOOO !----WOOO !" 💀👻 , and listen to him scream .”



Know what, Heather? I'd actually like to do that for real.
Heatherbell
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“Ok, yes EVIL is a risk

I'll do the first bit of hot water , then hand over to Lily once i start spilling it ”

Yes Evil is a big risk, but he's our big risk and I'm not having him carted off to a high security facility just because of being a bit over zealous with his masking tape and rope .
Heatherbell
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Lily Darling:
“

Know what, Heather? I'd actually like to do that for real.”

That's the wee devil in you . Everyone has a wee devil in them .

Well nearly everyone . Not me obviously . I'm angelic inside and out .😇
jack_blair
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Yes Evil is a big risk, but he's our big risk and I'm not having him carted off to a high security facility just because of being a bit over zealous with his masking tape and rope .”

If we find a big enough cupboard,throw some toys in,like playdough or something, he might stay quiet ?
or temporary restraining ?

http://archives.starbulletin.com/97/...ures/tapeb.gif
Lily Darling
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by auroora:
“Surely they would have known about this info beforehand”

I think so. Probably one of the reasons he was there.
jack_blair
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !


Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘”

ah i've found he likes kittens, he smiles with kittens, not fully grown cats
look
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...5397823274.jpg
Heatherbell
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“If we find a big enough cupboard,throw some toys in,like playdough or something, he might stay quiet ?”

He's going in the garden shed . I tried putting him in the plastic Wendy house but no matter how much I pushed and squeezed there were always arms or legs poking out of the windows and door . He's a big lad . The shed is good . I'll leave him an old CD player and a few CDs of Dolly Pardon and Cher and he'll be like a pig in poo .
dome
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“He's going in the garden shed . I tried putting him in the plastic Wendy house but no matter how much I pushed and squeezed there were always arms or legs poking out of the windows and door . He's a big lad . The shed is good . I'll leave him an old CD player and a few CDs of Dolly Pardon and Cher and he'll be like a pig in poo .”

I've a better idea, just lock him in his drinks cabinet.
jack_blair
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Lily Darling:
“Pardon?? Jack's not anywhere near ready to be entertained by me.

Besides, he wants me to 'stand guard.' Scared of the bogeyman.”

it's your mind that scares me Lily
But if you stand on a chair you can guard me anytime ,
I sleep with the light on btw, a dim light, not a dim person
jack_blair
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by dome:
“I've a better idea, just lock him in his drinks cabinet.”

but he'd love that !
http://giphy.com/gifs/stilltheking-c...HG9Db36Gk6cNGg
Heatherbell
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg

He doesn't er photograph well , imo
The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo

I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her..........
http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg
but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba
What shall we do ?
She's got Simba ”

bib , Wash you mouf out Jack !

He's rugged and lived in and too busy saving tiny creatures lives to be bothered preening and primping .

Now I'm off to bed to dream off Noel . Mel's man might pop in the dream too for a moment , but just a moment . I'm too faithful to Noel (and mySam and my hubby obv) .
Night all , 🙋
dome
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“ but he'd love that !
http://giphy.com/gifs/stilltheking-c...HG9Db36Gk6cNGg”

But he's not being punished just protected.
jack_blair
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“bib , Wash you mouf out Jack !

He's rugged and lived in and too busy saving tiny creatures lives to be bothered preening and primping .

Now I'm off to bed to dream off Noel . Mel's man might pop in the dream too for a moment , but just a moment . I'm too faithful to Noel (and mySam and my hubby obv) .
Night all , 🙋”


that is going to be a very overcrowded dream,
you're just greedy

i bet NONE of them can do this ➡ 🙅
jack_blair
13-06-2016
Originally Posted by dome:
“But he's not being punished just protected.”

Protect him from.........himself ?
oh er yer er , ok , can't we punish him a wickle bit, he did post some very strange images on last thread
jack_blair
13-06-2016
ok , fine.

dome lock EVIL in the garden shed

http://www.alderbanksheds.co.uk/USER.../toolshed.jpeg

Job done, just try not to smile too much about it
Rogana Josh
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by jack_blair:
“
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg

He doesn't er photograph well , imo
The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo

I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her..........
http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg
but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba
What shall we do ?
She's got Simba ”


BIB
You found Trudi, jack, she's lovely. TV vet from ages ago
melloncollie06
14-06-2016
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“
BIB
You found Trudi, jack, she's lovely. TV vet from ages ago ”

aw trude mostue
I remember her when she first came in the telly in 'vet school'.

she was a really incompetent student and remember her trying to give a cat an injection -
she kept poking the needle in the skin and out the other side😂😂

but she did pass her exams and became a good vet
spangly
14-06-2016
Morning everyone

Just caught up on Andrew's expulsion from the BB house - waiting to hear the full story on that one!

Spent last night collecting and arranging 2 big leather settees that I got IRL from freecycle which are very slightly too big for the room - need to get rid of a cabinet so that they can fit in.
I'm surrounded by settees now! (The new ones and the old ones)
The cat has decided to use the upturned old settees as a massive cat climbing frame - perched atop like the King of the Castle!
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