Ok, yes EVIL is a risk

I'll do the first bit of hot water , then hand over to Lily once i start spilling it

Lovely pic Mel.

Dammit . Here was me planning to dust off my wedding hat .
He's such a woose Lily . Turn the lights off and on every so often and go "WOOOO !----WOOO !" 💀👻 , and listen to him scream .

Surely they would have known about this info beforehand

Or Noel Fitzpatrick . OH PLEASE GET NOEL ! Yum yum yum YUM !


Soz. I very VERY much fancy Noel .💕💘

When did one of the energy Twins walk out ?
I missed that
Was that last night ?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/d...88a-xlarge.jpg

He doesn't er photograph well , imo
The cat looks more comfortable, and better looking imo

I was looking for goodlooking female TV Vets and found her..........
http://i3.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...b/WA817092.jpg
but she irritates me a bit, and look............she's kidnapped Simba
What shall we do ?
She's got Simba

Know what, Heather? I'd actually like to do that for real.

Yes Evil is a big risk, but he's our big risk and I'm not having him carted off to a high security facility just because of being a bit over zealous with his masking tape and rope .

That's the wee devil in you . Everyone has a wee devil in them .

Well nearly everyone . Not me obviously . I'm angelic inside and out .😇

If we find a big enough cupboard,throw some toys in,like playdough or something, he might stay quiet ?
or temporary restraining ?

http://archives.starbulletin.com/97/...ures/tapeb.gif

I think so. Probably one of the reasons he was there.

ah i've found he likes kittens, he smiles with kittens, not fully grown cats
look
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/...5397823274.jpg

He's going in the garden shed . I tried putting him in the plastic Wendy house but no matter how much I pushed and squeezed there were always arms or legs poking out of the windows and door . He's a big lad . The shed is good . I'll leave him an old CD player and a few CDs of Dolly Pardon and Cher and he'll be like a pig in poo .

I've a better idea, just lock him in his drinks cabinet.

it's your mind that scares me Lily
But if you stand on a chair you can guard me anytime ,
I sleep with the light on btw, a dim light, not a dim person

but he'd love that !
http://giphy.com/gifs/stilltheking-c...HG9Db36Gk6cNGg

bib , Wash you mouf out Jack !

He's rugged and lived in and too busy saving tiny creatures lives to be bothered preening and primping .

Now I'm off to bed to dream off Noel . Mel's man might pop in the dream too for a moment , but just a moment . I'm too faithful to Noel (and mySam and my hubby obv) .
Night all , 🙋

But he's not being punished just protected.

that is going to be a very overcrowded dream,
you're just greedy

i bet NONE of them can do this ➡ 🙅

Protect him from.........himself ?
oh er yer er , ok , can't we punish him a wickle bit, he did post some very strange images on last thread

ok , fine.

dome lock EVIL in the garden shed

http://www.alderbanksheds.co.uk/USER.../toolshed.jpeg

Job done, just try not to smile too much about it

BIB You found Trudi, jack, she's lovely. TV vet from ages ago

aw trude mostue
I remember her when she first came in the telly in 'vet school'.

she was a really incompetent student and remember her trying to give a cat an injection -
she kept poking the needle in the skin and out the other side😂😂

but she did pass her exams and became a good vet

Morning everyone

Just caught up on Andrew's expulsion from the BB house - waiting to hear the full story on that one!

Spent last night collecting and arranging 2 big leather settees that I got IRL from freecycle which are very slightly too big for the room - need to get rid of a cabinet so that they can fit in.
I'm surrounded by settees now! (The new ones and the old ones)
The cat has decided to use the upturned old settees as a massive cat climbing frame - perched atop like the King of the Castle!