Nothing getting canceled as far as I'm aware I just meant the guests as the table looked sparse today and it's a bit odd for Brendan to do promo for Coach Trip halfway through the series. (It takes forever for 4od to upload live stuff )

So what if her 'friends' decided that they had had enough of HER and they dropped her!

What ? Like Jim did ? And SkyplusD(?) . She seems to go through besties like cheap toilet tissue .

OOH , CBB . James nommed Aubrey I noted her the other night leaning on his shoulder saying "I hope you don't get evicted James or I'll be lost for intelligent conversation ." So WOW ! just wow at him nomming her and his crappy reasons . She just ripped into him there .....good for her .

The 2 girls she was on hols with, she called them her besties, but we've never ever seen them before It seems that everyone is her bestie but only for a short period. It's very odd. She's been saying her baby will be her best friend too.

Oh great . Kids don't need a best pal mommy . They want their pals in the same age group , not a mam trying to be down wiv da kidz interfering and nebbing . We'll see how that is going in 15 years when the kid tires of her endless hysterics and demands for it's attention . It'll do a runner first chance it gets . Like Jim etc etc .

We all know that she's not the a mensa member but what if she doesn't know what a 'bestie' actually means?

Well maybe her bestie baby will go to stay with her Mum.

Maybe she should start at nursery then primary school with the kid and get a little bit of education. Imagine twins one's 23 the other's 3 months

SAD88: My princes heart in a teddy bear💙 love listening to my beautiful sons heart before we go to boboze 😴 so in love with him💙 sweet dreams everyone love momma bear xxx everyone asking were its from, Their insta is
@takeapeeksthelens
Its so special that I can always keep..
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJGrAa5hJbt/?hl=en

I'm watching a film on ITV4 and during the d break on comes an Ann Summers ad!

*pukes*

Her spelling! Typo she's on the booze.

She's related to Baby Bear! This is what inbreeding does to the mind.

OH GAWD ------- THE CRAPPY BABY BITTY BOO BOO BABBA BIDDY BOODLE BOOP BOOP TALK
Can she not just speak in English ?
But then she's addressing her twitter followers whose average mental age is 5 , so I suppose it makes sense to them . Yeah, like lots and lots like jelly tots cos #mummyism iz da bestest job in da hole wide wurld .

http://imgur.com/a/Eqgv4

And breathe Hev . In through the nose , out through the mouth .

Thinking happy zen thoughts , like Stephen Bear (CBB Bear , not Sad's bear) being covered head to toe in honey and tied to tree from which a hive of angry bees dangles precariously . Then we all, wearing protective gear, take turns whacking the hive pinata style, with hockey sticks or baseball bats (or grandad's walking stick ) till the bees emerge . Let's see how funny he finds that . Och it's just bantz Stevie , just bantz .

Anyway what is Sad's baby's heart doing in a teddy bear ? That's just grotesque and surely amounts to child cruelty . Or something . Very weird .

Well if you want to, I suppose I'll have to do it then...

Right everyone say bye to H. She's just moving to a nice farm in the countryside far away, we're just going to go to the the car parked behind the back of the shed now...

Oh goody ! Can I have my Hug-me jacket in yellow please ? I do like yellow . Daisies on it would be nice too . Not real daisies obv . The Voices told me daisies are lucky for me . But then They told me that Shergar was hidden in my garden shed and when I looked he wasn't there . He might have run off though 🐎 💨💨. I trust my voices implicitly .


Sleep tight guys , 🙋

Yes a nice pretty "hug-me jacket"... *cocks shotgun*

https://youtu.be/Lm0nfrGaI1k?t=5

Ha...put my name down for that H ... ( I don't normally react violently ...so will only use a wooden spoon)

It's the latest thing that ultrasound clinics sell - can have your baby's heartbeat recorded and put into a special teddy. Only private clinics do this though - not hospitals. All the rage it seems.

Just what we all need getting it forced on us in the break.

Surprised she's not skin with all these private scans do they also provide surrogates to stand in for non pregnant women ?

Meant skint in that post GRRRRR bl**dy predictive txt.

Poor innocent SaD, always being victimised https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...regnancy-bump/

Oh, and thought i'd share my new favourite DS thread (aside from this one).

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2173495

That's brilliant ! And I say that as good little Caflic . I'm shocked it survived 'Weekend Mod' to be honest . The alerters must have all been in church and missed it .

"The Jehovah's Witnesses have been waiting at the diary room door for the past 21 minutes, Big Brother is pretending nobody is home"
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"Mary Magdalene & Bear are searching for baby wipes in the storeroom"
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I wonder if Jesus would have turned the other cheek to Bear, I reckon he would have booted him in the bollocks?
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"Would Judas come to the Diary Room....we have a secret task for you, Judas. All you have to do is kiss Jesus to betray him. If you succeed, you win the money, and Jesus...err...well, we have a special task for him too, involving a big wooden cross...and err...you can now leave the diary room, Judas..."

BB producer 1: "Have we gone too far with this task"?

BB producer 2: "Nahhh...it'll be tv gold".

That would be an Ecumenical matter

I used to love Dave Allen and Father Ted constantly taking the p*ss