My latest additions....

8.42pm - The Hare Krishnas have been given tambourines in preparation for tonight's talent show.

9.54pm - Sam Fox is explaining to the Whore of Babylon that what she did was art.

SAD: Relaxing in the garden with the fam, chilled tunes, fresh water, making plans for my baby shower for my prince💙☀️

How many months were y'all when you had a baby shower. I'm guessing people usually have it at 8 months

Fresh water, makes a change from drinking stagnant water I guess.

Relaxing in the garden aka plotting how to slag J off in her next OK article.

Her prince, vomit inducing!

Never had or been to one. It's a relatively new money making scheme from the USA.

The Pope is elevating Bear to sainthood

She's gullible enough to fall for these wacky schemes.

BIB boke

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FGS! This later picture accompanying article does nor seem like her belly, when did she become as fat as this???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...eat-teddy.html

Just another freebie grab plan .
Baby showers are usually in the final trimester , but mostly at 8 months to cheer the mums up when they are starting to feel the pressure of the final few weeks .
She'll have a baby shower soon , then another near her due date to grab as many gifts as she can . Well, she's an out of work freshly dumped waif all alone (man wise), so all donations gratefully received .🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁 🎁

Looks about normal for a mid pregnancy really , not huge but def bulging .
Glad to see she has removed the belly bar . First sensible thing I've seen her do in ages . Maybe ever actually .

Strange, because the picture last week with her out and about with besties, she was practically flat, Heather?

I hope you remember to send her a gift

I've got the perfect gift picked out for her http://boxofshit.com/

Oh great , So Lewis Bloor and Heavy D are "old pals" .
It's all vaguely incestuous .

https://mobile.twitter.com/HeavyHeav...82982587428865

One big pond of STD's .

maybe fresh water as in a freshly pulled pint of the "fermented" variety Oh my I can already picture P.A.P (aka prince albie patrick) on the therapist's couch in 20 years time offloading his "ishoos"...

My offering to the Jebus thread .

Just been revealed that the night before Chloe's eviction Firemen and paramedics were called to the house to deal with what was described as "a burning bush" incident .
Producers are refusing to confirm if it was caused by friction or if it was a medical issue but Bear was reported to be so concerned that he declared that he'd be spending his share of the next budget on "comdoms" .

She loves to grab any old freebie so all the 'gifts' that she'll post pic online will be product placement. Also aren't they normally organised for you instead of yourself planning it?... Oh that's why it'll all be ad gifts.

SAD's off on holiday again

"Holiday getting booked 😊😍✈️✈️🍉🍉👫🌵🌴🌵🌙☀️☀❤️💛💚💜💙😁😏Cannot wait for this😁❤️Busy week ahead first💛💚💙❤️ 😁😍🏝🏖🎆😊🌅"

Yes, your mates organise your baby shower . On planet Earth . On Plant Davis things are different .


Oh she SO reads this thread Poke fun at her fabulous Jersey break and in she comes bragging about her next holiday . Like shooting fish in a barrel sucking her in
Anyway she'll soon not be allowed to fly without her doctor's permission and heavy insurance so she best get booking PDQ .

What's the betting she starts gushing that HER PALS are organising the baby shower and she's just looking forward to it .
Better have it at mommy's gaff because that new flat looks miniscule .
What am I talking about , her myriad pals could party comfortably in a phone box .

Someone check her twitter either today or tomorrow for a fresh announcement that her (new) bestie is organising the besti'est shower ever! It's going to be golden.

LOL Evil!

SAD drops a dating bombshell: http://lifestyle.one/closer/celebrit...ing-bombshell/

A source reveals: “SAD is feeling really vulnerable and lonely while pregnant – she’s moving house and preparing for the baby and never envisaged she’d have to go through all of this on her own. All she really wants is to feel that someone is there to take care of her and tell her she’s attractive and sexy.
“SAD gets recognised everywhere she goes and she has a lot of men getting in contact with her via social media.
“The men usually tell her they think it’s disgusting the way JIM treated her and they’d love to take her out and look after her.
"She’s had one older man inviting her for dinner and she’s also been sent flowers by admirers she’s known for a few years. She’s also had a few messages from footballers who have got in touch with her management.
“She’s loving all the attention and it’s giving her a much-needed boost. She’s now deciding what to do – she’s weighing up her offers and who she should meet with.”

Give me strength!!

She gets recognised every where she goes; taking a photographer with you whenever you go to mothercare is hardly going incognito.
All these offers from footballers and men via SM. That's gonna end well isn't it? Footballers are notoriously faithful creatures who would love to have their dirty laundry aired on SM any time he is late home from training or doesn'r take her to a nice enough restaurant. As for the other blokes on SM, pregnancy fetishists! Again, this will end well.

Absolute fantasy, the whole thing. It's most likely put out by Pauline & SaD to have a dig at JiM and make him jealous (who couldn't care less). All this talk of men wanting to take her out and take care of her sounds exactly like the bile she spewed when she cheated on Sam.

Oh bangle you are such a cynic. They wouldn't make up things just to have a go at Jim. She doesn't want him, she's over him, she's happy and FRESH all by herself with her close knit family and all her Girls.

Her whole family is pathetic and fame hungry. Bet her poor brother is going through hell with his friends commenting about his sister. Poor sod.