Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“BREAKING NEWS! Steph is set to join Paul Hollywood in C4's GBBO.”
Not a chance . Her screeching and goose-honking would cause the cakes to go flat and make all the showpieces collapse and rip the marquee to ribbons .
A pity it's not true though , two cheating dirt bags working together ----perfect . Hollywoody flirting with the fit birds and squawking motor mouth Davis shagging the fit blokes looking for her Prince Charming . You need to shag a lot of princes in Sadland before you find your perfect baby daddy you know ! Jim was just a blip

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Shaggy shaggy Hollywoody and shaggy easy Sad .
What could possibly go wrong Evil

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