Cripes...this now you see it...now you don't bump is getting really freaky now
she had a bigger bump weeks ago than she has now
and why is there still a "for sale" sign at her house if she has bought it?

....off usual topic....
Ok so I am silly scared of spiders and we all know the b.....s are try to move in this time of year...
Does anyone else (like me) place conkers around the house to repel them?
Mr Nem thinks I'm nuts but I think it works
(Evil... if you post any links I will not look )

I'm not sure if the sign belongs to her house or the one next door? + She hasn't bought it she's renting!

I know about the bump it's weird have you seen the latest one she taken?

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/201...ies_640_08.jpg

Conkers around the house? I've never heard of that before! But I'm with Mr Nem on this but then I think we can all agree that you'r nuts.

So have you been reading about the spiders accidently being brought into the county?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ts-banana.html

http://gawker.com/dozens-of-deadly-s...pre-1458269949

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...e-pest-control

The spiders in the last link is for Mr Nem! "have a venemous bite that can cause long, painful erections and even death if not treated within hours."

tis true spiders don't like conkers ....

not looking Evil...................

I thought you meant play conkers around the house, nem

Sorry to disappoint you nem.....spiders walk over conkers 'cos they're smooth, was on tv the other day.

Get a spray bottle, fill with white vinegar, lemon/lime juice, couple squirts washing up liquid, top up with warm water, shake and then spray around windows and doors.

I've been using this for a while and (touch wood, fingers crossed, most probably get a plague of them now ) it works. Also stops ants and other crawlies (might even work on Evil ).

Not clicking those links either.

Does anyone suffer from arachnophobia???
Maybe candy covered chestnuts would work??? They would stick to them

No just don't like spiders
The ants would love candy covered chestnuts.

Ohhh...will give that a go tomorrow

hello peoples.

long time no visit.
totally lost interest in ....
err...
what's her name.e

however I DO still like cushions and shiz AND I am arachnophobic.

Hello. This is a branch of AA dedicated to the eradication of 8 legged creepy things.

Haha no guesses as to how many spiders we accidentally munch on in our sleep! No kidding 😂😂

I feel slightly sick as I actually want Trump to win it's really strange feeling ( I have feelings!).... I have to keep on reminding myself that I'm watching the snooker and it's ok this is a good Trump.

Anyone for some vodka?

http://www.thailandunique.com/tarantula-vodka-infusion

Oooh so Charlie and JM pics online. Someone will be spitting feathers tonight!

Maybe she'll get enough to make a new duvet for her new house

How's things, mel, haven't seen you in a while, you keeping ok?

Cripes aurora...we at "silly scared of spiders"... AKA... AA...really don't wish to know this information.

at least we are forewarned from Evil's links

after further research...mr nems snoring would probably make this very unlikely..

Ha...couldn't resist ....clicking link
words fail...just why would anyone drink that? shudders

Soon as I saw the word 'tarantula' i guessed not to click.

Don't know where EVIL digs these up from?

JIM seen kissing ex BB contestant Charlie Doherty so Steph has to fire back at him by showing off her bump - just to remind him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...e-Doherty.html You're the Dad and don't forget it! (Even if you might not be )

It's a good thing that I don't like banana's as that's how most of them get over here. Everyone help yourself to the fruit bowl.


It's part of my 'Own Brand Range' available from all good seedy shops.


I've spotted her bump again!

http://cdn2.damnfunnypictures.com/5a...b3d1fa3145.jpg

Just seen on the news that a whole load of kids are going on a 'Trip of a lifetime' to Orlando... that's one way to sort out overcrowding in schools!

Are they coming back???