http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...lth-scare.html

The fantasists have been at work again, Flowes.

Probably a 'source' close to SAD

Blimey, Danni and Sad working together ?
Mental .
Well Sam Faiers has the Mummy Diaries thing sewn up, so sad missed out on breaking new ground there .Sam is a stunner though, and has a gorgeous partner as well as her cute little boy , whereas Sad is rough as a badger's arse and has no bloke . So she's potentially stuck with No-nose Westbrooke . As Mrs Brown would say "That's nice ". Ickle Prince will be taught posing and pouting as soon as he pops out .Yeah , get him working asap. Bills don't pay themselves .

Good for Jim setting the record straight . I cannot believe that in this day and age girls like Sad still think that bringing an innocent child into a chaotic shambles of a relationship will make everything Ok again . Even stupider are the people encouraging that train of thought and trying to guilt the guy into forming a dysfunctional family just because the mommy to be wants it .

Fantasists 0 - Realists 1

She's on Loose Women tomorrow!

Is it just me or does her bump look really strange in this pic?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM45wtsh...edavis88&hl=en

Hi all long time lurker been following the story, No its not just you Rottilargo your right that to me looks like a cushion

BIB

I agree she put it out there they might get back together because he deleted the comments about her from his Instagram

Then plays victim and puts it out there that he will try and wangle he's way back in and her family and friends are worried because shes doing well

No shes still the bunny boiler she always was but playing it smart on Twitter with "fresh" "happy" etc....... but behind closed doors a whole different story

Welcome to insanity corner, pull up a chair make yourself comfortable, seems like we're still going to be here for a while yet......after christmas she says, but then can we believe that as SAD said it.

Terms and conditions of this corner of DS....only one DON'T FEED EVIL he's quite pleasant at times, his bite is worse than his bark (tetanus jabs in box under Heathers chair anything stronger needed will have to get you to the vet )

So did anyone watch Loose Women? I was out and forgot to set recorder (I lie....I will never contaminate my sky box with her)

Looks like a cushion or something stuffed up there, Rotti

Thank you SP this is the longest pregnancy in history to date

Never watch Loose Woman but we all know what she will say SP "i'm over Jeremy and he's never seeing his son and she has loads of work offers" lets not forget the "fresh" "happy" and loads of hearts, her Twitter is hilarious

Well, far more details than I wanted to know about her stay in hospital, she's written an autobiography and after giving birth will be joining the loose women panel. And no Jim didn't go to see her in hospital. Due in 9 weeks.

So we know how she likes her selfies...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...w-to-stop-them

Hiya Sandra . Welcome on board .🙋


MR Evil will kill you .
Yep the tetanus jabs are somewhere under that pile of Butterkist wrappers and old beer cans , but there's a blow gun and darts in the hall cupboard as well . Belt and braces guys .
I didn't see her on Loose women , but it might be on youtube later . I'm sure she'll be glowing , and a "very tired mummy" but very very fresh . Yet full of shite as usual .
Will Jim get an honourable mention ? Maybe not honourable , but deffo a mention .
The thing with Sad is , you just can't play nice with her or she takes it as a full on desire to resume conjugals with her . Jim made a nice gesture in removing the negative tweets etc and modom and her hangers-on took it as him busting his arse to get back with her . Ummm no dear . He was just tidying up his account .

Erm NO! The one rule is don't sit in Heather's chair!

I'm being insulted here but at least H is being respectful and called me MR Evil!

Aww jazus bless us . TOO MUCH INFO !

I asked my mum to knock me out...
The pain was that bad I was vomiting... I was seeing black dots cause I was in so much pain. I felt like a release and she was looking to make sure everything was ok and she saw loads of blood come out but it was from the back passage I ended up going to hospital.'
I was panicking crying cause the blood was coming out everything was pushing down there so water came out...

You have piles dear . Not some horrific newly discovered Sad mortal deathly illness . PILES .Very common in pregnancy .
If she can't cope with piles then she's in for a quare shock in the delivery room .
But I'm still chuckling at "I asked my mum to knock me out..." (Is that a Liverpool thing ? )

And yes, Jim got a brief mench .
Her turbulent relationship with Jeremy came into play, as she revealed she had heard nothing from the father of her child: 'No, not a word from Jeremy, nothing, don’t need to discuss that.' Ooooo, touchy ! And it's "alleged" father of her child to be precise .


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ital-dash.html

That's Ms Heather's chair, if you don't mind .
But yes, that chair is out of bounds .

*Short for Mistress Heather!

So she got drunk, puked and pissed herself?

This 'emergency' did she go to the hospital in an ambulance? A family car? Or did they call an uber? It really is a shame her mother didn't knock her out!

Did she get her piles treated or was it due to some 'alone time'.

And yet again I have to point this out because the mags won't (even though I don't like the guy) Jez is doing the right thing by not involving himself in a babys likfe till he knows that it is his especially as the 'relationship' was troubled shall we say!

Piles....can't stop laughing. Constipation is a killer, that was the pain and the puking from the junk food, according to her Twatter she was at the cinema the night before stuffing her face with burgers and sweets.

Even funnier, an autobiography must book an advanced copy....not Mind you I expect OK will 'serialize' (if that's a word).

Have you seen the scan pic......a little alien.

Autobiography????

How old is she???

What has she done in her short life other than behave like a skank and get knocked up?

Piles.

No surprises there with the rubbish she eats, her Mother's awful looking 'roasts' can't help either. Or maybe that water isn't as 'fresh' as she claims.

Just think of the possibilities she has with 'her baby boy' recording every puke, dirty nappy (being polite) and burp......9 months in the making, at least material for the next 18 years, a book a year a la katie price.

Of course there will be the films and videos as well....still think she will broadcast the birth live or at least put it on you tube.

Nope . She won't be doing it live , because she won't be live herself .
If she can't cope with her leaky piles then she will need knocked out for the more messy birth . Evil can start practising with our trusty blow gun and darts , just in case modern medicine isn't strong enough or in case she makes a last minute break for freedom .Might need something to stop her screeching , maybe a mask like Hannibal Lector . That oughta do it .
I forecast a sudden need for a C section . Not because she's too posh (lololol) to push , but because she'll stuff her face with the usual crappy food she eats off lumps of manky maggoty wood , get severe wind and heartburn and aggravated piles and think she's on her deathbed..........ambulance, nee-nor horns blaring, blues and twos lights flashing . Maybe a fire engine too , or is that too much ? Nah , it's crusty knickers, nothing is OTT . Police outriders yelling through bull horns for people to clear the road . Helicopters hovering overhead with spotlights trained on the ambulance . Liverpool at a standstill , people stood on corners talking in hushed tones as they throw roses at the passing ambulance . I mean roses as in flowers, not the chocolates . OK, chocolates as well . She can unwrap a red wrapper and peer through the red cellophane at her rosy future flogging baby's every fart and petrifying green nappy .