She's going to turn an *ffing molehill into a mountain - again 
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Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Nope . She won't be doing it live , because she won't be live herself .
If she can't cope with her leaky piles then she will need knocked out for the more messy birth . Evil can start practising with our trusty blow gun and darts , just in case modern medicine isn't strong enough or in case she makes a last minute break for freedom .Might need something to stop her screeching , maybe a mask like Hannibal Lector . That oughta do it .
I forecast a sudden need for a C section . Not because she's too posh (lololol
) to push , but because she'll stuff her face with the usual crappy food she eats off lumps of manky maggoty wood , get severe wind and heartburn and aggravated piles and think she's on her deathbed..........ambulance, nee-nor horns blaring, blues and twos lights flashing . Maybe a fire engine too , or is that too much ? Nah , it's crusty knickers, nothing is OTT . Police outriders yelling through bull horns for people to clear the road . Helicopters hovering overhead with spotlights trained on the ambulance . Liverpool at a standstill , people stood on corners talking in hushed tones as they throw roses at the passing ambulance . I mean roses as in flowers, not the chocolates . OK, chocolates as well . She can unwrap a red wrapper and peer through the red cellophane at her rosy future flogging baby's every fart and petrifying green nappy .”
“Nope . She won't be doing it live , because she won't be live herself .
If she can't cope with her leaky piles then she will need knocked out for the more messy birth . Evil can start practising with our trusty blow gun and darts , just in case modern medicine isn't strong enough or in case she makes a last minute break for freedom .Might need something to stop her screeching , maybe a mask like Hannibal Lector . That oughta do it .
I forecast a sudden need for a C section . Not because she's too posh (lololol
) to push , but because she'll stuff her face with the usual crappy food she eats off lumps of manky maggoty wood , get severe wind and heartburn and aggravated piles and think she's on her deathbed..........ambulance, nee-nor horns blaring, blues and twos lights flashing . Maybe a fire engine too , or is that too much ? Nah , it's crusty knickers, nothing is OTT . Police outriders yelling through bull horns for people to clear the road . Helicopters hovering overhead with spotlights trained on the ambulance . Liverpool at a standstill , people stood on corners talking in hushed tones as they throw roses at the passing ambulance . I mean roses as in flowers, not the chocolates . OK, chocolates as well . She can unwrap a red wrapper and peer through the red cellophane at her rosy future flogging baby's every fart and petrifying green nappy .”
Originally Posted by dome:
“Autobiography????
How old is she???
What has she done in her short life other than behave like a skank and get knocked up?
Piles.
No surprises there with the rubbish she eats, her Mother's awful looking 'roasts' can't help either. Or maybe that water isn't as 'fresh' as she claims.”
“Autobiography????
How old is she???
What has she done in her short life other than behave like a skank and get knocked up?
Piles.
No surprises there with the rubbish she eats, her Mother's awful looking 'roasts' can't help either. Or maybe that water isn't as 'fresh' as she claims.
”
I have just read that and I am annoyed.She is actually setting herself up.Books are very exposing,at 23 apart from nothing to say.You might say things that will ruin you forever,trying to fill pages.She is going to use a ghost writer who may not put it the way she feels it.Sometimes the money is not worth it.
Originally Posted by Sandra_Smith2:
“BIB
I agree she put it out there they might get back together because he deleted the comments about her from his Instagram
Then plays victim and puts it out there that he will try and wangle he's way back in and her family and friends are worried because shes doing well
No shes still the bunny boiler she always was but playing it smart on Twitter with "fresh" "happy" etc....... but behind closed doors a whole different story
”
“BIB
I agree she put it out there they might get back together because he deleted the comments about her from his Instagram
Then plays victim and puts it out there that he will try and wangle he's way back in and her family and friends are worried because shes doing well
No shes still the bunny boiler she always was but playing it smart on Twitter with "fresh" "happy" etc....... but behind closed doors a whole different story
”
It is going to get worse because being pregnant is very different from having a baby.If he is the father,everytime she looks at the baby,she will see him.To make it worse he will agree to look after the baby without a relationship.Her family and friends are worried because they know she still loves him and he just needs to click fingers and she will be there.They have to wish he is not the father because if he is,there is nothing they can do.He will pull the shots.
So she expected Jeremy to phone or visit her in hospital Why!!!! its not confirmed he's the father and nor is he in a relationship with her, she honestly thought Jeremy would go back to her when baby is born I'm glad he put it out there he ain't interested in her 
Why!!!! its not confirmed he's the father and nor is he in a relationship with her, she honestly thought Jeremy would go back to her when baby is born I'm glad he put it out there he ain't interested in her
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Nope . She won't be doing it live , because she won't be live herself .
If she can't cope with her leaky piles then she will need knocked out for the more messy birth . Evil can start practising with our trusty blow gun and darts , just in case modern medicine isn't strong enough or in case she makes a last minute break for freedom .Might need something to stop her screeching , maybe a mask like Hannibal Lector . That oughta do it .
I forecast a sudden need for a C section . Not because she's too posh (lololol) to push , but because she'll stuff her face with the usual crappy food she eats off lumps of manky maggoty wood , get severe wind and heartburn and aggravated piles and think she's on her deathbed..........ambulance, nee-nor horns blaring, blues and twos lights flashing . Maybe a fire engine too , or is that too much ? Nah , it's crusty knickers, nothing is OTT . Police outriders yelling through bull horns for people to clear the road . Helicopters hovering overhead with spotlights trained on the ambulance . Liverpool at a standstill , people stood on corners talking in hushed tones as they throw roses at the passing ambulance . I mean roses as in flowers, not the chocolates . OK, chocolates as well . She can unwrap a red wrapper and peer through the red cellophane at her rosy future flogging baby's every fart and petrifying green nappy .”
“Nope . She won't be doing it live , because she won't be live herself .
If she can't cope with her leaky piles then she will need knocked out for the more messy birth . Evil can start practising with our trusty blow gun and darts , just in case modern medicine isn't strong enough or in case she makes a last minute break for freedom .Might need something to stop her screeching , maybe a mask like Hannibal Lector . That oughta do it .
I forecast a sudden need for a C section . Not because she's too posh (lololol
) to push , but because she'll stuff her face with the usual crappy food she eats off lumps of manky maggoty wood , get severe wind and heartburn and aggravated piles and think she's on her deathbed..........ambulance, nee-nor horns blaring, blues and twos lights flashing . Maybe a fire engine too , or is that too much ? Nah , it's crusty knickers, nothing is OTT . Police outriders yelling through bull horns for people to clear the road . Helicopters hovering overhead with spotlights trained on the ambulance . Liverpool at a standstill , people stood on corners talking in hushed tones as they throw roses at the passing ambulance . I mean roses as in flowers, not the chocolates . OK, chocolates as well . She can unwrap a red wrapper and peer through the red cellophane at her rosy future flogging baby's every fart and petrifying green nappy .”
It's fine I've got a hammer and a selection of masks.
Speaking of old crusty knickers I wonder what state hers ended up in and if she still has them!
Originally Posted by ucra girl:
“I have just read that and I am annoyed.She is actually setting herself up.Books are very exposing,at 23 apart from nothing to say.You might say things that will ruin you forever,trying to fill pages.She is going to use a ghost writer who may not put it the way she feels it.Sometimes the money is not worth it.”
“I have just read that and I am annoyed.She is actually setting herself up.Books are very exposing,at 23 apart from nothing to say.You might say things that will ruin you forever,trying to fill pages.She is going to use a ghost writer who may not put it the way she feels it.Sometimes the money is not worth it.”
Hi ucra girl she will definitely be using a ghost writer she has trouble putting a sentence together
Originally Posted by ucra girl:
“[/b]
It is going to get worse because being pregnant is very different from having a baby.If he is the father,everytime she looks at the baby,she will see him.To make it worse he will agree to look after the baby without a relationship.Her family and friends are worried because they know she still loves him and he just needs to click fingers and she will be there.They have to wish he is not the father because if he is,there is nothing they can do.He will pull the shots.”
“[/b]
It is going to get worse because being pregnant is very different from having a baby.If he is the father,everytime she looks at the baby,she will see him.To make it worse he will agree to look after the baby without a relationship.Her family and friends are worried because they know she still loves him and he just needs to click fingers and she will be there.They have to wish he is not the father because if he is,there is nothing they can do.He will pull the shots.”
Agree completely with this, of course there worried, on social media its all "happy" "fresh" and hearts because shes been told my management too, to save her career
but behind closed doors its a different story
Originally Posted by Sandra_Smith2:
“Hi ucra girl she will definitely be using a ghost writer she has trouble putting a sentence together”
“Hi ucra girl she will definitely be using a ghost writer she has trouble putting a sentence together
”
LOL but that is the problem.Her life has been very dramatic and her upbringing flawed and that is the reason she is being published.I am finishing my book, I have felt very exposed writing it,but because it is me and I am trained.I am able to 'hide' some of it.All said and done,she is an actress and will want to go back to that after the 15 mins of fame.A ghost writer,agent and publishers are not there to protect her long term interests.They are after selling a book.There are lots of time when you ask where her parents are because this is a very bad idea.
This book can be written years down the line with this phase as a chapter or 2.
Originally Posted by ucra girl:
“I have just read that and I am annoyed.She is actually setting herself up.Books are very exposing,at 23 apart from nothing to say.You might say things that will ruin you forever,trying to fill pages.She is going to use a ghost writer who may not put it the way she feels it.Sometimes the money is not worth it.”
“I have just read that and I am annoyed.She is actually setting herself up.Books are very exposing,at 23 apart from nothing to say.You might say things that will ruin you forever,trying to fill pages.She is going to use a ghost writer who may not put it the way she feels it.Sometimes the money is not worth it.”
Yep she could find herself in a lot of trouble personally and legaly! If she slags of Andrew Lloyd Webber then that's her (slim chance) working in theatre ever again gone. I'm sure the Hollyoaks people will be looking through it as they will be featured a lot to just provide a fact check.
I can't think there will be much of a demand for it? I'm mean what sort of person would want to buy it, I suppose the type of person who buys a Daniella Westbrook book!
Originally Posted by Sandra_Smith2:
“Agree completely with this, of course there worried, on social media its all "happy" "fresh" and hearts because shes been told my management too, to save her career but behind closed doors its a different story”
“Agree completely with this, of course there worried, on social media its all "happy" "fresh" and hearts because shes been told my management too, to save her career
but behind closed doors its a different story”
What has puzzled me but not surprised is her OK interviews have been like love letters to him,not really the anger her fans expect.It will remain like that.She is not angry at all,pleased that they are having a baby.Right now she is being told to play the single Mum card ,it is what works to make money.When he posted a news article about her on instagram a few weeks ago.She completely stopped talking about him.That is why today on LW she refused to be drawn into discussing him.
Originally Posted by Sandra_Smith2:
“Hi ucra girl she will definitely be using a ghost writer she has trouble putting a sentence together”
“Hi ucra girl she will definitely be using a ghost writer she has trouble putting a sentence together
”
we know she's deluded but what if she thinks she can do it herself!
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Yep she could find herself in a lot of trouble personally and legaly! If she slags of Andrew Lloyd Webber then that's her (slim chance) working in theatre ever again gone. I'm sure the Hollyoaks people will be looking through it as they will be featured a lot to just provide a fact check.
I can't think there will be much of a demand for it? I'm mean what sort of person would want to buy it, I suppose the type of person who buys a Daniella Westbrook book! ”
“Yep she could find herself in a lot of trouble personally and legaly! If she slags of Andrew Lloyd Webber then that's her (slim chance) working in theatre ever again gone. I'm sure the Hollyoaks people will be looking through it as they will be featured a lot to just provide a fact check.
I can't think there will be much of a demand for it? I'm mean what sort of person would want to buy it, I suppose the type of person who buys a Daniella Westbrook book! ”
Daniella Westbrook has much more to say as a drug addict and even then she would struggle to find what makes her stand out from other similar people.What has this one got to say? Drniking,partying, Zayn,cheating on Sam Reece,CBB and pregancy?What is new and exciting here?
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“Yep she could find herself in a lot of trouble personally and legaly! If she slags of Andrew Lloyd Webber then that's her (slim chance) working in theatre ever again gone. I'm sure the Hollyoaks people will be looking through it as they will be featured a lot to just provide a fact check.
I can't think there will be much of a demand for it? I'm mean what sort of person would want to buy it, I suppose the type of person who buys a Daniella Westbrook book! ”
“Yep she could find herself in a lot of trouble personally and legaly! If she slags of Andrew Lloyd Webber then that's her (slim chance) working in theatre ever again gone. I'm sure the Hollyoaks people will be looking through it as they will be featured a lot to just provide a fact check.
I can't think there will be much of a demand for it? I'm mean what sort of person would want to buy it, I suppose the type of person who buys a Daniella Westbrook book! ”
Look , I already said in the DW thread in Showbiz.....it was in the 50p bargain bin and I was curious after watching her in that therapy program weeping and wailing .
It was a very boring book . There is nothing worse than a druggie pretending they are clean and tossing out advice and hippy-dippy happy-clappy advice to the world page after page after page . Pfft .
Anyway , Sad . She has spent the last few years hinting at romances, abuse and dodgy boyfriends , so she's quite accomplished at talking a lot but not actually saying anything . Even while sporting a huge bump and fully aware that no bloke other than a kinker into bumpy women would be associated with her she still plants her fantasy stories for cash .Smoke and mirrors . All to make herself appear desired and relevant . At some point she'll drag the wrong person into her fantasies and she'll end up in court . 👍
Read up on colitis - can't eat feel sick. Erm does not equate with "I can't stop eating" which she alone put out there.
I think piles, ruptured bleed not colitis
I think piles, ruptured bleed not colitis
Originally Posted by Panderoona:
“Read up on colitis - can't eat feel sick. Erm does not equate with "I can't stop eating" which she alone put out there.
I think piles, ruptured bleed not colitis”
“Read up on colitis - can't eat feel sick. Erm does not equate with "I can't stop eating" which she alone put out there.
I think piles, ruptured bleed not colitis”
I agree but this is SAD she can't have a common ailment like piles, not dramatic/traumatic enough.
I take it the 4D scan was for JIM to see why else would you do that on Loose Woman sorry forgot shes the first person ever to be pregnant and the fact she takes attention seeking to another level comes to mind
When do they keep you in hospital for a week+ for plies there again this is SAD anything is possible
why else would you do that on Loose Woman sorry forgot shes the first person ever to be pregnant and the fact she takes attention seeking to another level comes to mind When do they keep you in hospital for a week+ for plies
there again this is SAD anything is possible
Originally Posted by SP15:
“I agree but this is SAD she can't have a common ailment like piles, not dramatic/traumatic enough.”
“I agree but this is SAD she can't have a common ailment like piles, not dramatic/traumatic enough.”
I watched her Loose Women performance yesterday- loads of inane grinning, don't be fooled by the make-up- I'm still so ill, pity poor me! My thought was a ruptured pile too!
Bit undignified having your Mum inspect your foof/ back passage - lol! Oh well, they are a very "close" family aren't they!
I can't bear the thought of her being a regular on loose women as (I know, I can hardly believe that I'm admitting this here) but I do sometimes have it on in the background when I'm working) I don't think it will happen as they seem to suck up to her for some reason but I'd like to see JSP or one of the other slightly more straight talking LW call her out on her BS.
Bit undignified having your Mum inspect your foof/ back passage - lol! Oh well, they are a very "close" family aren't they!
I can't bear the thought of her being a regular on loose women as (I know, I can hardly believe that I'm admitting this here) but I do sometimes have it on in the background when I'm working) I don't think it will happen as they seem to suck up to her for some reason but I'd like to see JSP or one of the other slightly more straight talking LW call her out on her BS.
Originally Posted by spangly:
“I watched her Loose Women performance yesterday- loads of inane grinning, don't be fooled by the make-up- I'm still so ill, pity poor me! My thought was a ruptured pile too!
Bit undignified having your Mum inspect your foof/ back passage - lol! Oh well, they are a very "close" family aren't they!
I can't bear the thought of her being a regular on loose women as (I know, I can hardly believe that I'm admitting this here) but I do sometimes have it on in the background when I'm working) I don't think it will happen as they seem to suck up to her for some reason but I'd like to see JSP or one of the other slightly more straight talking LW call her out on her BS.”
“I watched her Loose Women performance yesterday- loads of inane grinning, don't be fooled by the make-up- I'm still so ill, pity poor me! My thought was a ruptured pile too!
Bit undignified having your Mum inspect your foof/ back passage - lol! Oh well, they are a very "close" family aren't they!
I can't bear the thought of her being a regular on loose women as (I know, I can hardly believe that I'm admitting this here) but I do sometimes have it on in the background when I'm working) I don't think it will happen as they seem to suck up to her for some reason but I'd like to see JSP or one of the other slightly more straight talking LW call her out on her BS.”
Mr Evil, the addiction consultant will help to cure you of this ailment
Has she ever been on there with JSP, do they actually believe what she says? I thought they were meant to be able to see through bull s**t and call people out on it.
She's confirmed she has a ghostwriter called Christian.
The books working title is Sincere. I can't even begin to tell you what I think about that. 😳
The books working title is Sincere. I can't even begin to tell you what I think about that. 😳
Originally Posted by ucra girl:
“[/b]
What has puzzled me but not surprised is her OK interviews have been like love letters to him,not really the anger her fans expect.It will remain like that.She is not angry at all,pleased that they are having a baby.Right now she is being told to play the single Mum card ,it is what works to make money.When he posted a news article about her on instagram a few weeks ago.She completely stopped talking about him.That is why today on LW she refused to be drawn into discussing him.”
“[/b]
What has puzzled me but not surprised is her OK interviews have been like love letters to him,not really the anger her fans expect.It will remain like that.She is not angry at all,pleased that they are having a baby.Right now she is being told to play the single Mum card ,it is what works to make money.When he posted a news article about her on instagram a few weeks ago.She completely stopped talking about him.That is why today on LW she refused to be drawn into discussing him.”
Ucra girl could it be shes staying tight lipped about him because is all in her book, by not saying anything about him = book sales
the only people buying this book are her family, friends and her deluded fans on Twitter
Originally Posted by spangly:
“I watched her Loose Women performance yesterday- loads of inane grinning, don't be fooled by the make-up- I'm still so ill, pity poor me! My thought was a ruptured pile too!
Bit undignified having your Mum inspect your foof/ back passage - lol! Oh well, they are a very "close" family aren't they!
I can't bear the thought of her being a regular on loose women as (I know, I can hardly believe that I'm admitting this here) but I do sometimes have it on in the background when I'm working) I don't think it will happen as they seem to suck up to her for some reason but I'd like to see JSP or one of the other slightly more straight talking LW call her out on her BS.”
“I watched her Loose Women performance yesterday- loads of inane grinning, don't be fooled by the make-up- I'm still so ill, pity poor me! My thought was a ruptured pile too!
Bit undignified having your Mum inspect your foof/ back passage - lol! Oh well, they are a very "close" family aren't they!
I can't bear the thought of her being a regular on loose women as (I know, I can hardly believe that I'm admitting this here) but I do sometimes have it on in the background when I'm working) I don't think it will happen as they seem to suck up to her for some reason but I'd like to see JSP or one of the other slightly more straight talking LW call her out on her BS.”
Bib . I know , scunnered for her .
The mum, not sad . I can picture Sad screeching "MAKE SURE PRINCEY ISN'T STICKING HIS HEAD OUT MUM !". Anyway it's a blessing from above (for my sake) that it wasn't her brother doing the honours , practising for being at the birth , because every time I think of him staring fixedly at the business end of her I hear "Dueling Banjos" . ( 🎶🎵dinky donk donk donk donk donk-donk donk 🎶🎵➕➕➕ (incoming medical report) Well I'm off work with the dreaded lurgy . It might just be a stinker of a head cold to you lot , but in Sad terms it's Bubonic Plague , with a touch of Black Death and a smidgin of Cholera . My piles are fine though , not bothered me in years thank goodness . And if they did I'd not be inviting family members to view the offending body part .
Originally Posted by spangly:
“I watched her Loose Women performance yesterday- loads of inane grinning, don't be fooled by the make-up- I'm still so ill, pity poor me! My thought was a ruptured pile too!
Bit undignified having your Mum inspect your foof/ back passage - lol! Oh well, they are a very "close" family aren't they!
I can't bear the thought of her being a regular on loose women as (I know, I can hardly believe that I'm admitting this here) but I do sometimes have it on in the background when I'm working) I don't think it will happen as they seem to suck up to her for some reason but I'd like to see JSP or one of the other slightly more straight talking LW call her out on her BS.”
“I watched her Loose Women performance yesterday- loads of inane grinning, don't be fooled by the make-up- I'm still so ill, pity poor me! My thought was a ruptured pile too!
Bit undignified having your Mum inspect your foof/ back passage - lol! Oh well, they are a very "close" family aren't they!
I can't bear the thought of her being a regular on loose women as (I know, I can hardly believe that I'm admitting this here) but I do sometimes have it on in the background when I'm working) I don't think it will happen as they seem to suck up to her for some reason but I'd like to see JSP or one of the other slightly more straight talking LW call her out on her BS.”
Originally Posted by SP15:
“Mr Evil, the addiction consultant will help to cure you of this ailment Has she ever been on there with JSP, do they actually believe what she says? I thought they were meant to be able to see through bull s**t and call people out on it. ”
“Mr Evil, the addiction consultant will help to cure you of this ailment
Has she ever been on there with JSP, do they actually believe what she says? I thought they were meant to be able to see through bull s**t and call people out on it. ”
It's good that you've taken the first step and admitted it. (Nurse SP lock the door) I'm not going to lie to you this will hurt a LOT! 😈😈😈
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Bib . I know , scunnered for her . The mum, not sad . I can picture Sad screeching "MAKE SURE PRINCEY ISN'T STICKING HIS HEAD OUT MUM !". Anyway it's a blessing from above (for my sake) that it wasn't her brother doing the honours , practising for being at the birth , because every time I think of him staring fixedly at the business end of her I hear "Dueling Banjos" . ( 🎶🎵dinky donk donk donk donk donk-donk donk 🎶🎵”
“Bib . I know , scunnered for her .
The mum, not sad . I can picture Sad screeching "MAKE SURE PRINCEY ISN'T STICKING HIS HEAD OUT MUM !". Anyway it's a blessing from above (for my sake) that it wasn't her brother doing the honours , practising for being at the birth , because every time I think of him staring fixedly at the business end of her I hear "Dueling Banjos" . ( 🎶🎵dinky donk donk donk donk donk-donk donk 🎶🎵”
https://youtu.be/eg3T7sCEVmk?t=2
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“➕➕➕ (incoming medical report) Well I'm off work with the dreaded lurgy . It might just be a stinker of a head cold to you lot , but in Sad terms it's Bubonic Plague , with a touch of Black Death and a smidgin of Cholera . My piles are fine though , not bothered me in years thank goodness . And if they did I'd not be inviting family members to view the offending body part .”
“➕➕➕ (incoming medical report) Well I'm off work with the dreaded lurgy . It might just be a stinker of a head cold to you lot , but in Sad terms it's Bubonic Plague , with a touch of Black Death and a smidgin of Cholera . My piles are fine though , not bothered me in years thank goodness . And if they did I'd not be inviting family members to view the offending body part .”
Don't worry the Dr is in! I've got Spangly up first but your second on my list. 😈Oh whilst your visiting my clinic would you like me to sort out your piles?
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