LOL quick, someone get me some Tena Ladies!

http://www.tena.co.uk/women/product-...n/free-sample/

Hope you remember the combination to the lock.

Can you remember how to do a lobotomy, last time Jack disappeared.

Oh he's fine!

http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Francis_...l_angleman.jpg

The moment you e all been waiting for Amazon is likely to crash with the Stampede.....not

https://imgur.com/a/7ROnM

Bib . Ummm, can I have some time to think about it ?







OK, thought about it . No, yer all right pal , my poop chute is just fine , but thanks for thinking of me .


"Sincere"

Yes it is pulling his heart srtings and reaching out.She has posted a few on instagram too.She is very good at doing this sort of thing.It normally works on him.The only time I remember it didnt work was when she said she was pregnant.I am sure he is softening pending the DNA test.That is when you feel sorry for her family who tried their best to keep her away.The relationship is dead but they will not stop her from dealing with him.She is unstoppable and most likely will blame them for keeping him away during her pregnancy,in a way that is true.


Yes and no.I dont know if she has anything more to say about him.She put everything on twitter.On the other he has evidence of her violence towards him which he covered up,that is why she hasnt really said much to date.He maybe the father of her child and it is not a good idea for her child to see inprint.Once you write a book,that is it,you cant take it back. What people dont realise,these things happen all the time and mothers will always be the first to protect their children from knowing what went on.

She is remaining tight lipped because the baby is nearly due and she has to go through the next stage with him,there is no postponing it anymore.She cant extend the due date.Even JiM is tight lipped at the moment.The moment of truth is nigh lol

People are actually pre ordering .
Humanity never ceases to amaze me . I blame Care in The Community .

"Sincere." (Booker prize winner 2017)
Synopsis .
I was a fresh singer. Got drunk .
I was a fresh actress.Got drunk, got sacked .
I had a stunning fresh model boyfriend . I got drunk.
Went in CBB. Got drunk. A lot .
Cheated on my hunky fresh boyfriend . Got drunk .
Had sex on telly . Got drunk .
Went on a tour of fresh Clubs and fresh pubs wiv my fresh new squeeze Jim . Got drunk. A lot .
Had a few fresh punch ups wiv Jim . Got drunk .
Got freshly knocked up . Got drunk .
Got freshly dumped. Got drunk .
Readers, He wouldn't marry me

Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh Fresh
-----------------------------------------------------------------------The End

Are all these people fools who are buying this?

No Amazon will crash because people are watching The Grand Tour, nothing to do with her and her minions.

I had to go and look: Sincere

From musical theatre star to Celebrity Big Brother diva, a member of the Loose Women family, Stephanie has packed a lot into her life for someone so young – and she's just getting started. Not shy about talking frankly about her experiences and publically wearing her heart on her sleeve, Stephanie has kept the nation hooked, but she's also become a tabloid and weekly magazine queen.

For the very first time, Stephanie has decided to speak out and reveal the truth behind the headlines. In Sincere, she opens up about finding fame as an innocent young actress and witnessing the darker side of celebrity, laying bare her thoughts about hitting rock bottom, unravelling in public and triumphantly turning her life around for her baby.

In this heartfelt memoir, she also talks candidly about past relationships and the ups and downs of being in the spotlight.

She doesn't half talk some sh*t!

Musical Theatre Star? She went straight from Stage School to Over The Rainbow, came around fifth or sixth, was offered the role in Hollyoaks shortly afterwards, got sacked, failed the IAC medical, then succeeded in getting on CBB. After which, she did bugger-all apart from having unprotected sex with JIM, getting drunk, splitting with him, getting more drunk, getting back together with him, splitting with him again, announcing pregnancy...etc! I must have blinked and missed her career in Musical Theatre!

F it! The bars open for free we all need booze!

Oh I didn't realise it was fiction

Ha typical you Evil, opening your booze wardrobe when no one is around to take advantage of your generous offer.

Time you restocked.
Where do you think I'be been hiding the last few months!

Best Seller, Flowes! She's going to be the new Barbara Cartland Very, very fertile imagination so fertile its' scary.

The longest pregnancy in history she has milked it dry, proud of the fact she knew JIM for a matter of weeks and got upduffed she needs to forget about fame and JIM and come out of the spot light and be a mum BUT this SAD and its never going to happened

Yep she's full of SHT!

Although for a short time when she was in hospital she wasn't!

How far along is her pregnantsy supposed to be now?

10 years

She's needing another enema again. One a day to get rid of all the sh!T, for a few years.

At this rate she'll be giving birth to a fully formed teenager!

SAD Mark 2