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Old 20-11-2016, 18:08
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But male, so taking after his alleged father.

That's why the relationship never worked they were too alike....twins Jim was the male version of SAD
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Old 20-11-2016, 18:30
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Forgot about that, SP, so the cushion must be a boy
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Old 21-11-2016, 01:45
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shes not all there where is her family
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Old 21-11-2016, 07:16
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Keeping a close watch on her crusty nether regions, presumably.
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Old 21-11-2016, 12:11
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Is this a phantom pregnancy?
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Old 21-11-2016, 14:08
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Old 21-11-2016, 14:50
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AWW JAZUS < I'M dying here , hahahahhahahaha

Well it kind of answers one question regarding how on earth she actually has fans . They are all as pure nuts as she is .Like attracts like .She's a nut-magnet .
She's sat cross legged on the floor talking to an empty babygro , lololol.
She doesn't need a C section , she just needs sectioned , full stop .

By the way , why is she still sleeping in mommy's bed (from the hospital death dash "I asked my mum to knock me out and look at my foofoo/bum hole" story .)when she has been stuffing her poky new house down our throats for months ?

Oh Jim lad , what the HELL were you thinking ?
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Old 21-11-2016, 15:06
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AWW JAZUS < I'M dying here , hahahahhahahaha

Well it kind of answers one question regarding how on earth she actually has fans . They are all as pure nuts as she is .Like attracts like .She's a nut-magnet .
She's sat cross legged on the floor talking to an empty babygro , lololol.
She doesn't need a C section , she just needs sectioned , full stop .

By the way , why is she still sleeping in mommy's bed (from the hospital death dash "I asked my mum to knock me out and look at my foofoo/bum hole" story .)when she has been stuffing her poky new house down our throats for months ?

Oh Jim lad , what the HELL were you thinking ?


Norman Bates comes to mind with her it seems her obsession has moved on to her son she really does need putting in a padded cell

JIM was warned many times she was nuts.
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Old 21-11-2016, 16:19
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Norman Bates comes to mind with her it seems her obsession has moved on to her son she really does need putting in a padded cell

JIM was warned many times she was nuts.
But a standing c*ck knows no conscience
and she's the Honey G of celebrities.
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Old 21-11-2016, 16:41
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But a standing c*ck knows no conscience
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Old 21-11-2016, 16:58
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His c*ck didn't listen to his head
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Old 21-11-2016, 17:31
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His c*ck didn't listen to his head
It sure didn't he must be kicking himself, the bunny boiler is unstoppable
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Old 21-11-2016, 21:02
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But a standing c*ck knows no conscience
and she's the Honey G of celebrities.
Jim is such a dirty boy . I bet he has one of those life affirming decals on his bedroom wall saying "Any hole's a goal son " .
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Old 21-11-2016, 22:53
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SAD definitely reads this thread so now her brother won't be in the delivery room
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Old 22-11-2016, 00:50
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SAD definitely reads this thread so now her brother won't be in the delivery room
I should bloody hope not too . but won't hold my breath .
I'll bet he has been crucified among his peers since she said he would be there at the messy business end .
Or maybe not . They seem a strangely behaved family , so who knows .
I have 7 siblings and neither they , nor my parents have seen anything in my knicker area since I was about 7 and shared a bath and bed with my sister .
Sad has two bros and two parents and so far her mum has been forensically examining her knicker orifices and her bro has been signed up for the delivery room .Icky .Just icky .
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Old 22-11-2016, 02:11
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Shes such a catch men are lining up as we speak
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Old 22-11-2016, 17:24
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I should bloody hope not too . but won't hold my breath .
I'll bet he has been crucified among his peers since she said he would be there at the messy business end .
Or maybe not . They seem a strangely behaved family , so who knows .
I have 7 siblings and neither they , nor my parents have seen anything in my knicker area since I was about 7 and shared a bath and bed with my sister .
Sad has two bros and two parents and so far her mum has been forensically examining her knicker orifices and her bro has been signed up for the delivery room .Icky .Just icky .
Will she not be doing the whole celebrity thing and having a fancy C Section like Cherie Blair and Posh Spice did, Heather?
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Old 22-11-2016, 17:24
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She's taking line ups now
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Old 22-11-2016, 18:23
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Will she not be doing the whole celebrity thing and having a fancy C Section like Cherie Blair and Posh Spice did, Heather?
With a sneaky tummy tuck, then claim she lost the excess from non stop exercise since birth.
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Old 22-11-2016, 18:52
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With a sneaky tummy tuck, then claim she lost the excess from non stop exercise since birth.
Exercise my @rse, dome
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Old 22-11-2016, 19:05
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I doubt any men have been interested in her, apart from the weirdos on twitter who beg to sniff her feet

'I'm not interested in meeting a man': Pregnant SAD confirms she's off dating until after the birth as she shares health fears at baby shower:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz4QlXcvq64


Just seen that Peter Andre's wife has given birth already, pretty sure they announced it after SAD too. This pregnancy of hers has really dragged...
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Old 22-11-2016, 19:55
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I doubt any men have been interested in her, apart from the weirdos on twitter who beg to sniff her feet

'I'm not interested in meeting a man': Pregnant SAD confirms she's off dating until after the birth as she shares health fears at baby shower:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz4QlXcvq64


Just seen that Peter Andre's wife has given birth already, pretty sure they announced it after SAD too. This pregnancy of hers has really dragged...
Are we all sure she's pregnant, Rotti? Its' taking ages now time the cushion was born.
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Old 22-11-2016, 20:00
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I doubt any men have been interested in her, apart from the weirdos on twitter who beg to sniff her feet

'I'm not interested in meeting a man': Pregnant SAD confirms she's off dating until after the birth as she shares health fears at baby shower:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz4QlXcvq64


Just seen that Peter Andre's wife has given birth already, pretty sure they announced it after SAD too. This pregnancy of hers has really dragged...
It really has dragged on and on and on Rottilargo

Have you heard the latest one of her deranged fans reckons its definitely JIM

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...ll-as-a-child/

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Old 22-11-2016, 21:21
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It really has dragged on and on and on Rottilargo

Have you heard the latest one of her deranged fans reckons its definitely JIM

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...ll-as-a-child/

Now I've heard it all! Its' not just her who has lost the plot
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Old 22-11-2016, 21:29
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Exercise my * @rse, dome
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