I don't know how many husbands she has had but the latest one of KP's has apparently cheated on her wit TWO of her 'friends'! I'm sure this has happend before with a previous husband?! 
Heathers chair and other soft furnishings.
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Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“I don't know how many husbands she has had but the latest one of KP's has apparently cheated on her wit TWO of her 'friends'! I'm sure this has happend before with a previous husband?!”
“I don't know how many husbands she has had but the latest one of KP's has apparently cheated on her wit TWO of her 'friends'! I'm sure this has happend before with a previous husband?!
”
Another story to sell to the mags.
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“I don't know how many husbands she has had but the latest one of KP's has apparently cheated on her wit TWO of her 'friends'! I'm sure this has happend before with a previous husband?!”
“I don't know how many husbands she has had but the latest one of KP's has apparently cheated on her wit TWO of her 'friends'! I'm sure this has happend before with a previous husband?!
”
Same husband.
I'm ashamed I know that piece of information!
Originally Posted by dome:
“Same husband.
I'm ashamed I know that piece of information!”
“Same husband.
I'm ashamed I know that piece of information!
”
We all gather an amazing amount of sh!t knowledge, dome
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“She's taking line ups now”
“She's taking line ups now
”
Hmm, so much for her rehab then .
But she says "I don't want to talk about THAT " in interviews. (Hev buttons up her lip . )
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“We all gather an amazing amount of sh!t knowledge, dome”
“We all gather an amazing amount of sh!t knowledge, dome
”
Well yes, but it's all to balance out our superior knowledge on many other things .
A scientific study has proven that those of into trashy gossip live longer and are more rounded as human beings . By rounded I don't mean fat , although in Evil's case ..............
Anyway I made up that scientific study result , but it's as plausible as a queue of blokes lined up round the block waiting for Sad to sprog so they can jump her scrawny bones .
I bet Sad thinks all the decorations and celebrations in December are for her ickle princey's coming forth . No harm to the little babby but he is in for one hell of a ride .
Originally Posted by EVIL-MONKEY:
“I don't know how many husbands she has had but the latest one of KP's has apparently cheated on her wit TWO of her 'friends'! I'm sure this has happend before with a previous husband?!”
“I don't know how many husbands she has had but the latest one of KP's has apparently cheated on her wit TWO of her 'friends'! I'm sure this has happend before with a previous husband?!
”
No it's the same husband, same story that happened like 2 years ago, it's just that she's been dragging it all back up again because she has a new book out
She needs to let it go, she chose to forgive and stay with him so she needs to stop banging on about it! Apparently they're renewing their vows for the 2nd time, doubt that will save the marriage but will make them a few quid I guess
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Well yes, but it's all to balance out our superior knowledge on many other things .
A scientific study has proven that those of into trashy gossip live longer and are more rounded as human beings . By rounded I don't mean fat , although in Evil's case ..............
Anyway I made up that scientific study result , but it's as plausible as a queue of blokes lined up round the block waiting for Sad to sprog so they can jump her scrawny bones .
I bet Sad thinks all the decorations and celebrations in December are for her ickle princey's coming forth . No harm to the little babby but he is in for one hell of a ride .”
“Well yes, but it's all to balance out our superior knowledge on many other things .
A scientific study has proven that those of into trashy gossip live longer and are more rounded as human beings . By rounded I don't mean fat , although in Evil's case ..............
Anyway I made up that scientific study result , but it's as plausible as a queue of blokes lined up round the block waiting for Sad to sprog so they can jump her scrawny bones .
I bet Sad thinks all the decorations and celebrations in December are for her ickle princey's coming forth . No harm to the little babby but he is in for one hell of a ride .”
Quoting myself to add .
Just read this in the DM comments ,
xxxxxx, Wirral, United Kingdom, 1 day ago
Haha I just read she said she had tests for piles but they came back negative. Didn't know there was an actual test for piles, thought the doc just had a look and a rummage. She made out it was something intricate with a nail biting wait for the results lmao. She really is a total simpleton.
She SO reads this thread .
Put it like this , no competent hospital would release a woman so far on in a pregnancy and with blood and water coming from her anus horribilis . Unless it was simply piles . #fact
PILES Sad . Preparation H . And try not to sit around on the ground in carparks after a night out . It doesn't help at all .
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Now I've heard it all! Its' not just her who has lost the plot”
“Now I've heard it all! Its' not just her who has lost the plot
”
Funniest thing iv'e heard, its probably SAD
trying to pull at JIM heart strings
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Quoting myself to add .
Just read this in the DM comments ,
xxxxxx, Wirral, United Kingdom, 1 day ago
Haha I just read she said she had tests for piles but they came back negative. Didn't know there was an actual test for piles, thought the doc just had a look and a rummage. She made out it was something intricate with a nail biting wait for the results lmao. She really is a total simpleton.
She SO reads this thread .
Put it like this , no competent hospital would release a woman so far on in a pregnancy and with blood and water coming from her anus horribilis . Unless it was simply piles . #fact
PILES Sad . Preparation H . And try not to sit around on the ground in carparks after a night out . It doesn't help at all .”
“Quoting myself to add .
Just read this in the DM comments ,
xxxxxx, Wirral, United Kingdom, 1 day ago
Haha I just read she said she had tests for piles but they came back negative. Didn't know there was an actual test for piles, thought the doc just had a look and a rummage. She made out it was something intricate with a nail biting wait for the results lmao. She really is a total simpleton.
She SO reads this thread .
Put it like this , no competent hospital would release a woman so far on in a pregnancy and with blood and water coming from her anus horribilis . Unless it was simply piles . #fact
PILES Sad . Preparation H . And try not to sit around on the ground in carparks after a night out . It doesn't help at all .”
I'm not convinced about the hospital visit at all, call me a cynic but she talks crap, and then moaning that JIM never visited her in hospital
he's not confirmed as the father so why would he i wouldn't be surprised if its a made up story to see if JIM would contact her
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Quoting myself to add .
Just read this in the DM comments ,
xxxxxx, Wirral, United Kingdom, 1 day ago
Haha I just read she said she had tests for piles but they came back negative. Didn't know there was an actual test for piles, thought the doc just had a look and a rummage. She made out it was something intricate with a nail biting wait for the results lmao. She really is a total simpleton.
She SO reads this thread .
Put it like this , no competent hospital would release a woman so far on in a pregnancy and with blood and water coming from her anus horribilis . Unless it was simply piles . #fact
PILES Sad . Preparation H . And try not to sit around on the ground in carparks after a night out . It doesn't help at all .”
“Quoting myself to add .
Just read this in the DM comments ,
xxxxxx, Wirral, United Kingdom, 1 day ago
Haha I just read she said she had tests for piles but they came back negative. Didn't know there was an actual test for piles, thought the doc just had a look and a rummage. She made out it was something intricate with a nail biting wait for the results lmao. She really is a total simpleton.
She SO reads this thread .
Put it like this , no competent hospital would release a woman so far on in a pregnancy and with blood and water coming from her anus horribilis . Unless it was simply piles . #fact
PILES Sad . Preparation H . And try not to sit around on the ground in carparks after a night out . It doesn't help at all .”
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Well yes, but it's all to balance out our superior knowledge on many other things .
A scientific study has proven that those of into trashy gossip live longer and are more rounded as human beings . By rounded I don't mean fat , although in Evil's case ..............
Anyway I made up that scientific study result , but it's as plausible as a queue of blokes lined up round the block waiting for Sad to sprog so they can jump her scrawny bones .
I bet Sad thinks all the decorations and celebrations in December are for her ickle princey's coming forth . No harm to the little babby but he is in for one hell of a ride .”
“Well yes, but it's all to balance out our superior knowledge on many other things .
A scientific study has proven that those of into trashy gossip live longer and are more rounded as human beings . By rounded I don't mean fat , although in Evil's case ..............
Anyway I made up that scientific study result , but it's as plausible as a queue of blokes lined up round the block waiting for Sad to sprog so they can jump her scrawny bones .
I bet Sad thinks all the decorations and celebrations in December are for her ickle princey's coming forth . No harm to the little babby but he is in for one hell of a ride .”
5p says she'll name him Jesus!
Originally Posted by Sandra_Smith2:
“http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/5...-to-give-birth
There maybe a meltdown on the way”
“http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/5...-to-give-birth
There maybe a meltdown on the way
”
Ooohhh dear <gets popcorn> 😜
Originally Posted by Panderoona:
“Ooohhh dear <gets popcorn> 😜”
“Ooohhh dear <gets popcorn> 😜”
Large comfy chair, popcorn, snacks sit back and watch the fun, Pan
Originally Posted by Panderoona:
“Ooohhh dear <gets popcorn> 😜”
“Ooohhh dear <gets popcorn> 😜”
I have my tea and hobnobs at the ready
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Large comfy chair, popcorn, snacks sit back and watch the fun, Pan”
“Large comfy chair, popcorn, snacks sit back and watch the fun, Pan
”
..
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbi...r-child-alone/
The meltdown may of started
It not confirmed he's the father yet
You just know "if" its his, shes going to make life difficult she won't let him do the DNA
The meltdown may of started
It not confirmed he's the father yet
You just know "if" its his, shes going to make life difficult she won't let him do the DNA
SAD's blog: http://www.ok.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-an...leave-sickness She's going on maternity leave, I've heard it all now!
Originally Posted by Rottilargo:
“SAD's blog: http://www.ok.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-an...leave-sickness She's going on maternity leave, I've heard it all now!”
“SAD's blog: http://www.ok.co.uk/lifestyle/mum-an...leave-sickness She's going on maternity leave, I've heard it all now!”
She's been on it for months
Is she expecting the Messiah?
Originally Posted by Sandra_Smith2:
“http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/5...-to-give-birth
There maybe a meltdown on the way”
“http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/5...-to-give-birth
There maybe a meltdown on the way
”
OOH , a little stunner . Looks quite sane too, that will make a nice change for him .
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“It appears to be a miracle birth after all is it a virgin birth as well ”
“It appears to be a miracle birth after all
is it a virgin birth as well ”
Bib . Possibly . It's been over 2k years since the last one so this could be the big moment for a replay . Just think, in the distant future maybe people will be putting up decs and trees to celebrate the little princey davis's birth in 2016/17 .🎄🎁🎄
Originally Posted by Panderoona:
“Ooohhh dear <gets popcorn> 😜”
“Ooohhh dear <gets popcorn> 😜”
Bunch up and make room on Jack's couch guys , my chair is being recovered . 'Someone'(cough cough , probly Evil) has spilled beer on it . I just hope it wasn't recycled beer .
Yep , she reads this thread . She read that Jim has a motivational quote on his bedroom wall so she is trying to out do his "Any hole's a goal" with "It takes one rad mama to be a father too." --------- radioactive ? raddled ? radishes ?
I prefer Jim's . Straight to the point .
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