It only been long because she told everyone so early. Most normal people wait a few months but no she can't keep anything private. I've noticed a few celebrities have given birth recently and they announced their pregnancies after SAD.

It has been a while since I visited you all. When did she and him break up? This pregnancy seems to have gone on forever!!

Merry Christmas to you all xx

Just read this interesting comment on a DM article about SAD:
"I emailed the Loose Women production team today. They confirmed that, despite her announcing she was "joining,' them next year, she will actually only possibly be joining them as a guest and is categorically not joining as a panel member. To quote, "she will not be a Loose Woman". This girl does not have a grip on reality. She is an habitual liar."

The crib looks crap in the pictures I take of it . I think it might be because it's in the bay window so the pic is taken through double glazing . Or something . It just doesn't come out right .

Bib , exactly ! I dunno what the craic is . Maybe it's divine intervention because the Magi are very private and shun publicity . Too late guys , we know your names already .

Ker-ching !
Ker-ching Davis , yes it has a certain ring , just like an old fashioned cash register .

Well knock me sideways with a feather !
Sad telling porkies ? Say it ain't so


http://imgur.com/a/CmvJW

She's nuttier than squirrel shit . As the Loose women chatted in the green room about baby Ker-ching they probably off handedly said "Oh you'll have to bring him in to meet us in the new year luv" (as one does) . And Sad has translated that into a 5 year contract heading the Loose Women team and taking the telly world by storm .THE NEW OPRAH ! will say no-one . Ever .
She probably told her mum that lie to excuse being unable to breast feed baby Ker-ching , so that mum takes over the bottle feeding asap . "Oh our mam, I can't appear on the telly box with little Ker-ching hanging off my fun bags . Or with damp patches on the titty area of my beautiful freebie red wrap dress (you can buy this dress at Lilyboobybells Booteek if you want to look as cheap and trashy as Sad) . No, you'll have to do the bottle feeding . Might be best if he stays at your gaff overnight as well . Just till he's 18 our mam ."
Longest pregnancy ever . Verging on Elephant gestation .

BIB

She's a fantasist

Merry Christmas when it comes as well, jean, hope you are well xx

This is getting funnier by the minute, is she hyper just now or is she bipolar? and this is her in her manic phase? I'm not laughing at her, she seriously needs help to tell the truth. This pregnancy is getting to be too long to be true, maybe she could provide an infant for the crib in her local Church, by Christmas.

Good find, Rotti

Despite having impeccable qualifications! Just popped into see if this babe has arrived yet - poor little mite.

Bah humbug....that's it I'm done with shopping, if we haven't got it tough. Shops are only closed for 1 day. Why do people buy so much (rolls eyes big time)

So is it time to guess the day the of the second coming?

My guesses are xmas day, new years eve or valentines day

Remember something was said about this when she announced it, they'd said she was only going to be an occasional guest panellist to speak about how things are going as the first mother ever.

If she really got knocked up in Cape Verde the messiah will be due in January. If prior to that any time now, and she's squeaking lots about it being huge and laying low and braxton hicks and can't walk, so it could be anytime I think. Remember we don't know her actual due date, and by far more babies arrive after the due date than before.
(I am blessed in that mine were both early).

They're short of a baby in the church crib, this little kid could be a star

My predictions Christmas day birth lots of drama and the "i nearly died from giving birth" article in OK Magazine etc........ so boring but this is how she will play it the poor kid is probably fighting to stay up there knowing he will be used as a cash cow when he comes out

I predict that little Messiah a.k.a Gjeeessuzz (that's her totally unique name that she's made up) will make a very dramatic appearance on Christmas day, with a rush to the hospital and a quick stop off at the inn (for a medicinal brandy or two)

A few days after that if the DNA does reveal that JIM is not the Father, the headlines will be that little Gjeeessuzz was actually born from immaculate conception due to the fact that Jim could never get it up because he was too wasted!

It will truly be a blessed Christmas miracle (and a good earner for many years to come)

Love this Spangly

I see shes tarting herself up wouldn't be surprised if shes going on CBB after all who has a makeover days before birth

She's got to look good to show off her mary, Sandra

We've got festive emoji!

Happy Christmas everyone.

The new cash cow is coming, Sandra wtf the emojis have changed

So do I

All the best when it comes, Tess

I think I can see a Christmas birth coming, pan

To you too Rog

Have you seen that SAD has had waist length extensions put in - right before she'll find it hard to find time to even wash her hair. The woman is bonkers.

Merry Christmas to you to