"I know I had to talk about this particular chapter and I've been putting it off and just talking about the nice stuff. I was trying to avoid speaking about it but I just did it and got it done.
It was kind of therapeutic in a way as I got through it and it made me feel a lot stronger at the end. That chapter of the book means I never have to speak about it again. It's in there in full and totally honest".

Wonder who this could be about

That bit about not speaking about it again, Sandra, means she will be talking about it for years to come

Exactly Rogana Shes still slating him in today's rags

Look out shes got shooting pains (don't you dare have this baby on Christmas Eve my late dads birthday!!)

You must be joking! Thought she wasn't going to speak about it again? Sandra

here's the little laser light projector

Is she going to get a Christmas present, Pan???

Thanks for that Rogana going to get one now for next year

Wouldn't suprise me. Wouldn't suprise me either if she knew all along it was due at Christmas. Imagine the £££ for that story when bubs arrives.

'It's been a tough nine months, people made my life hell': Pregnant SAD shares emotional post... after slamming JIM for denying he is her baby's father
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz4ThmcmHZy

I understand that parents love their kids but she sounds obsessed. And why does she talk to her unborn baby on social media like this when he can't read or understand it, she's so weird

Cos it puts her in the papers 🙄

Am I too evil for imagining the duff duff music from Jaws and carnage in the water ? .
http://imgur.com/a/goNgk


I see she's STILL talking about NOT talking about Jim . Again .
I had thought it might be about her alleged drug use and alleged rehab earlier this year . But I daresay little blemishes like that will be erased or drastically tidied up pre publication .
I hope he gets her pea brained ramblings scanned by a good solicitor .

Oh boke . What a silly tart she is .
Living a life of relative luxury , family at her beck and call and paps paying to print about her every fart and burp . The silly moo doesn't know how fortunate she is .

Ya know this is all really odd. They split up on or about 1/2 May. After which she had a period (or breakthrough bleed whatever she's obviously pregnant) then announces the pregnancy only days later, 16th may I think it was.
Well if her last period was about 3 May directly after they split, but it wasn't a period but presumably at the right time, then the month before that would be around 5th April (ish) which gives a due date of 10th January.
If her last real period was the month before that say around 10th March, then bubs is overdue.
She's claiming to have had Braxton Hicks for some weeks I can't believe that baby is not due till Jan 10th or thereabouts?

Just remembered she went on Loose Women on 19th July and said she was one or two days short of being 14weeks. That goes back to about 12th April, and gives a later due date. If however she was out by a month and we are talking about mid March, then she's due right now. They split up beginning of March and he flew to Spain and offered her whatever was needed to make them happy - a baby! When they were flying back she put up a pic of her cuddling a baby on the flight home. That's our clue, said it from the start. She was upduffed before they went near Cape Verde if you ask me and that child is due any day now.

I have not had any influence on H! This is all her own madness.

Here let me help you! *passes the full whisky bottle*

She is obsessed there's a difference's between love and obsession every parent loves there children but she's just nuts.

Oh well done Sherlock .🔎
I couldn't be arsed working out the dates based on her lies , but laid out like that it makes sense . She's ready to pop , but I still think she has pre booked a C section . Of course she won't just travel to the hospital as booked, there's no £££ in that . No, it will be a dramatic hospital dash, sirens etc .
The makeover and hair extensions yesterday ? Getting gussied up for her close ups

Well in the US a father has just married his son! (They've been dating for 30'ish years. He had adopted him but then the son got emancipated and then they got together.)


Yeah good luck with that what with the ambulance crisis going on! + she may have planned a C section but if she has to go a NHS hospital she won't get one unless it's an emergency and depending how fast she progresses she might not even have time for an epidural.

Shes like a Duracell battery just goes on and on and on

Or could that be for entering the CBB house

If that's the case she already knew but didn't tell JIM and then only brought it up when he dumped her and made out she only found out hoping JIM would come running back but he didn't

Who do you think's going to nurse the baby, when it arrives?

I can see an episode of Celebrity Jeremy Kyle coming up, Sandra

She better get her 'mary' shaved before going in this time wonder who does that for her?

Hi all, long time no chat! I trust everyone is keeping well and looking forward to celebrating the birth of baby Stephilis, it's a combination of 2 things that mean something to her, her name (it's got to be named after her) and the STD which gave her crusty knickers in CBB.

I predict a messiah birth in front of her brother and paps and sold to OK on December 25th. Due to chronic drug use and fetal alcohol syndrome, the cushion will be tiny and she'll stuff it back in again to cook for another few months for the second coming at Easter, once again in front of paps and a now traumatised brother, and sold to OK. Double paycheck, happy days!