Was he not talking about Mexicans, An? Alligators are also an invasive species, and breed like hell, just like the Mexicans

you scared jack?!
don't be fooled, he's a big softy (but you were right- he's built like a brick sh*t house)

I don't fancy eating them, alligators, people say they taste like chicken, but a kind of fishy chicken Maybe be alright cooked in some of those Lloyd Grossman 'Wild Mushroom Pan Melts' I've just had chicken breast done in them and they're very more-ish

had a stir fry instead of salad.
I'm now going to have a lounge on my chaise with a tonic water.

keep the noise down.

But can he cook for you, mel? I do the lot! Cook, massages, lots of things

Try some strips of chicken breast or steak done in Lloyd Grossman Porcini Mushroon Pan Melts, mel!
They're delicious!

incense burning fleetwood mac playing softly and relax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scHKFwr0og

I think I get what Mel means though Jack . Saying "he's probably enjoying time with Marc" can end up as "I read on DS that he's in California with Marc , OMG , poor Sad, he's whizzing round the world with his boozy mates while she is left holding the 'baby' ", etc etc . Chinese whispers . I wouldn't be surprised if he did head out there at some point for a lad's trip to Vegas or something , but for now LB is in Dub and Marc is in California .
Blame me for the misunderstanding because it was me who posted the 2015 pics of Marc and LB partying together . I didn't think I needed to date them as old ones, because LB has a clean uncluttered neck in them . Mea culpa
OK, back to my painting . Laterz .

Have some gin with that tonic, mel.

BIB think I recall a trip planned after he came out from BB but you know who had her claws into him and it got sidelined.

Careless Whisper, Heather better than Chinese Whispers

I think you're right SP he was supposed to be going away on a lads trip with mates, but that got screwed up.

Yessssssssssssss!!! Great music SP 👍

no. he's terrible. he's actually banned from the kitchen. if he comes anywhere near me when I'm cooking i go all Gordon ramsay on him.
and he's clumsy and ham fisted 😁

ooh no no no.
contrary to you lots deluded image of me, I'm extremely clean living. I don't drink at home

I do however drink copious amounts of cider and lager when I go out though

You should try the Sheep Stagger Scrumpy from http://www.torrecider.co.uk/ not like that bottled stuff

one of my favourite pieces of music (going to have it played at funeral as I go into the fire)

SP Will fix you out there, mel, down where the cider apples grow. Mind you I did drink half a gallon of real scrumpy once in Devon and had a head on me for about two days

real cider does that to you.

An odd present for a single mum... "we" "our baby" That's something you get for an expecting couple, and the Dad isn't at all interested

That's like the stuff I had

na, -it was just a thought when i said it , making no references to anything , but that photo did show he hangs out with him ( my 'thoughts' were not at all influenced by you, they were my own ) as he's known him for 9 years , so i just thought Jimbob could have been off twittersphere and spending time with mates, I thought perhaps Marc , We've agreed, well .............Mellon has agreed she's grumpy today and needs scrumpy

But its' good at the time SP , but not the next morning I can't really remember much of the rest of that day I drank it

BIB Is that 'Sc' supposed to be there, jack???

😐
I want to relax, not fall into a coma

I'm more likely to be listening to Mozart or beethoven when I'm relaxing