Marco's not very good at the sh*gging, is he? Too quick, ladies need satisfied a good long ride

I think he does all that caveman throwing about business to deflect from the fact that he can't actually get it in.

well I wouldn't call myself a fan but in did have a soft spot for him.

I feel perplexed. and a little Hurt!(but it doesn't take much for.me to feel hurt lol)
I just can't work out why I've been blocked. I've barely tweeted about anything in relation to him even for days.

apart from that reply to that hate poster last night when I told them they were boring...

well sod him. *blows loud raspberry*

Yanky one! I've only seen clips but I know it's regarded as trumped up sh*t.I actually like GR when he's actually being himself and not the tv caricature he has become.

Maybe JIM took your tweet the wrong way and thought you calling him boring

I've been watching it evil and have now got used to it and OH is addicted to it
I love Masterchef Australia as well, but that doesn't start until September. US one passes the time

if he did then he is a very very very silly boy.😡

He can't get it in??? I nearly choked! Rank amateur

How small is it???

Hell hath no fury, mel

Ooohwe're back to the first Red Dwarf gif!


Any ladies for a cocktail sausage?

http://media.giphy.com/media/Kij67YsF3f2GQ/giphy.gif

He is boring, Rotti and so is SAD

JiM had the same problem, small tools

Look at who SAD is following on IG
https://www.instagram.com/psychicreikihealing/

"Certified Psychic Reiki Healer. Angel Therapy, Distant Healing, Tarot & Love Readings, Reunite Lovers. "

Is she going to do a love spell to get JIM back? She's tried everything else

He is a bit of a big eejit, mel

Maybe she should try voodoo and stick some pins in a doll, Rotti, maybe have more luck if she tells him " come back to me and I will remove the pin from your willie"

She's vulnerable and an idiot and she will blow her money on charlatans.

it's the Italian chef that is 'nasty' he exploded tonight.

It's worth a try

delete

I'm reluctantly inclined to agree.

And you people say I have bad taste!

At least the judges on USA and Aus versions know what they're talking about not like Greg potato head Wallace

Given what he has experienced over the past 5 months I expect he is pretty paranoid and has developed a distorted perspective. Not that he isn't the archtect of his own dodgy psyche compass but even so the liklihood of over reacting to perceived slights is to be expected.

'REMOVE TOXIC PEOPLE FROM YOUR LIFE'

you don't need a psychic for that,just block them on all social media and don't phone them - that will be £120 please SAD !

I hope none of her impressionable follows decide to dabble in this cr*p now

one ickle mistake
and he'll be forking out maintenance payments until the child's 18
or daddy will