Is there a pregnancy epidemic going round?

BIB Could you stand her drama for long, bangle?

Watching BB and on here..................

me too
urgh skanky Marco

it must have been doing the right thing on ONE occasion if she is upduffed
What other guy apart from JimmyTatman would have bothered with her ?
He's the daddy and he's gone AWOL ,(unless there's pms lined up i don't know about?)

Is that a suggestion that I should become an undercover operative and report back here

And, no! My tolerance for bullsh1t is very low!

I know ! We have two about 10 miles from us . I save those for when I feel like a big spender though , because their stuff is so good that I never leave empty handed , just lighter in the purse .

Hi jack! he's back and doing a PA Monday night. Its on his Twitter Daddy must make pennies as babies cost a lot of pennies

Cruise Chester! is that not where Hollyoaks is set?

Do you feel up to it ?

Gay guy do 'DO' straight porn but realistically we're skipping a few carear moves ahead, she's got a few moves left yet.

Jason's face coming up!

I could swear Jason was filled up there

Kavana's not a porn star EVIL, he's a singer

Darn missed all the 'gag' talk

I know we've mentioned how her voice is F'ed due to cig's and booze but has anyone mentioned how being pregers will do nothing for her vocal range/waste energy on?

Here's a good perger singer.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...30_468x672.jpg

WTF??? or should I say Who The F***????

Ah Jordan @ Eurovision. And we wonder why we haven't won in almost 20 years.

OH MY GAWD NO !
We would NEVER sacrifice one of 'our own' (that's our own as in human beings , NOT just one of the regular threadees [in case we get accused of having a members only closed shop])
On the other hand you could volunteer your servicing ----OOPS , I mean services . She's on a bit of a dry spell and missing male attention . Baloney and Kav don't count as they only have one brain cell that they take turns using . No sense from those two at all .
Yeah baby , you can be our secret agent/infiltrator . Don your tux and speak James Bondish in a lovely Scottish burr, she loves a nice accent .
Oh and kiss her neck . She likes that . Just make sure all your inoculations are up to date before venturing into what will seem very dangerous territory to you .
You'll be like the little Vietnam vet who saves the world in Independence Day . Taking one(or more.You might like the free sample) for the team . We'll cry at your bravery , but will salute you and speak of you often with affection if you get lost in there forever .

Off you go . Try not to be in too late or I'm locking the door .



PS, We'd send Jack , but well , you know ---------might not be a good idea . Language difficulties . Lord knows we on here find him hard enough and we're used to him . Couldn't inflict that on a pretendy pregnant person .

Singer is questionable.

But seriously who else thinks that SAD will end up dong a Michelle Bass and ending up on Babe Station? (Dont actually know which xxx site she ended up working on but a quick google search ended up showing one of their 'models' is up the duff! )

She's not booby enough for Babe Station . Maybe when she's down to her last few thousand quid she could get a boob job .

Wait when did we say we couldn't sacrifice people? 😈

missed it this evening , apart from seeing Natalie and Hughie shouting at eachother
Anything worth knowing happen tonight ?
Did you get to see Charlie meeting face to face with Jason ?

She may be recovering from a boobie job
She may have just liked the idea of being top heavy but without the pregnancy

I'll have you know I speak 3 languages
English,Inglish and Ingelish , so
She's not pregnant,it's all a smoke screen while she regroups and checks out who's available to find a mate . I would infiltrate but i'm not in twitsville land.

What an arrogant bit of work he is
I'd like to have seen how he'd turned out as a HM though, juggling for Alpha male leader role with lispy Chelsea. BB are to blame for not doing their research properly before they put him in there, he obvs didn't volunteer he had VTs like this to them.