He was the biggest character in the house.

I'm enjoying it so much better tonight without him there! it's actually watchable

I'm recording it . Bloody footy
Anyway if you thought Marco was boke inducing then I'll predict that by wednesday you'll be ready to boke watching Charlie and Jase face sucking and rekindling the romance that she murdered with her jealousy issues .

@Jason . Exes are exes for a reason pal . Very rarely works out doing a u-turn .Just keep looking forward and let the past stay in the past .
On the bunny boiler 0-10 scale she is a level 2 . Could hop up to a 6 before the week is out . If they start smooching this TV is dead meat .

Nothing is ever black and white.

ive got a feeling he really means what he says and he ain't going there!
I really hope.he doesn't do a u turn on her

lounging on my chaise now watching the vienna philarmonic orchestra summer concert

ive eaten lots of cake and now I feel sick

Horses for courses

^^THIS
I'm starting to love Natalie, we got to see more of her tonight. I also quite like Andy but other than Jason, the rest of the ones in the main house are too thick to have a decent conversation or understand what he is talking about.

Bloody hell Heather ,i'd put her a lot higher than that from what we've seen ,she had it in for Georgina on day2/3 all because she was shown a clip where they were talking to one another

Then when Chelsea and Jackson first went over there ,she immediately jumped on them asking if Jason Fancied anybody ,was there anything going on between him and Georgina ,which girl did he speak to the most etc what had he said about her ,did he say anything nice at all etc I thought bloody hell she'll be asking them how many times he's had a shit next

It was not Colleen Rooney's scan. It was an American woman called Mrs Rooney who did a blog about her pregnancy. Someone posted the original on a previous thread.

This bunny boiler scale how does it work and is it named after the 'prime subject'?

ha! out of all the housemates I absolutely detest Natalie! but I love hughie when he's not got Ryan hanging round his neck going " DYA LOVE MEEEEEE?"

and Jason. I love Jason. and Jackson is very mature.

I forgot about all that . Blame the paint fumes round here (my real house , not ourwee hoose ) .
Hmm, OK, so we'll level her off at around 5 ? Maybe 6 ? That gives her wiggle room to upgrade to 10 if and when she becomes an emotional vampire and sucks the very life force from Jason .
I quite like Jase .

Yep we'll go with a Middle range ,then like you say there's room to upgrade if she really turns the screws on when the houses Merge



I like Jason too up to now

I'm with you on Natalie. I don't think I've ever disliked a housemate more!

How strong are the rafters here? I've always wanted one of those free hanging pod type chairs. Can I have one?

Jackson is a pain in the bum hole . All that New York gangsta jive talk makes him look like like a muppet . Silly boy .
Hughie is hilarious . Talk about short fuse . Light and stand well back .
Natalie is awful . Been Dominatrixing too long and thinks that even those not paying for her services should still get a whipping and screamed at and degraded just for shits n giggles . She'll be a right shit stirrer in the main house, can't wait . They're terrified of her already , lol .

Who is SAD's latest tweet aimed at?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClWSBRtWIAAaTY3.jpg

Just saw that Rotti ,and thought Ooh looks like someones rattled her cage ,as it came from nowhere

Seems like something's happened? She's been quite restrained lately and was in a great mood today.

pffffy.

my mates a dominatrix and shed p*ss all over her (quite literally if she paid for it) BUT away from work she's lovely kind and funny.

hey guys. I've been chatting to an old friend, Andrew. he's missing us all loads

Aww ,Was his Move by the bosses permanent Mel or was it just a short placement do you know ?

permanent I'm afraid.

Uh-oh , batten down the hatches , there's a storm a brewin ' .

She's having withdrawal symptoms . Ya see all this WOO-HOO I'M SO HAPPY , YEE-HAH ! GIGGLE-GOOSE-HONK ARF ARF ARF shit ? It's a HUGE mask .
For days now she's been in her role as mummy to be and SO excited and ain't life grand without smelly old Jim dragging me down . Lots of woo-hooing and happy clappy crap . But actually she's going stir crazy and bored shitless . She doesn't do calm and chilled and zen . She bottles up her feelings and puts the mask on and that aint good . But she's 23 and has family so it's up to them to deal with her issues .
She so wants to go Clubbing and get hammered but knows she would get slaughtered in the press for it . So she's talking the talk to try to convince herself . She thinks if she says it often enough and posts enough sunshine and rainbows that it will stick . It won't . At some point she'll crash and burn again .

I need another clue , soz .