monnayyyyy

remind me never to have you on my team if we all ever play hide and seek.

I'd rather be poor and keep my dignity.

he's not in hiding though.

and I didn't mention no names did I.

Oh right , thanks for the correction .
Hmm another feckless relationship that brought an innocent child into their mess then . Sounds like Sad n Jim up to this point (bar the staying together bit. Jim was wiser there ) .
It sounds like he has done all the right things . What a pity he didn't do the right thing as regards using protection 3+ years ago, then there'd be no need for courts and arranged visitation and telling a new potential girlfriend that you have baggage in the form of a little boy .

i won't bother looking

he had 300 girls
and only one ended up upduffed
The odds ?
He was lucky he only ended up daddy to one

that's not her way though is it
She must really need the money
and noone's paid any attention to her since CBB,

I find modern life really sad. What ever happened to being in a loving relationship and wanting to bring another generation along together? Now it's just have a quicky and keep your fingers crossed

We can mention him as long as it isn't in a way critical of DS or other members fgs .
A brief "hello , miss you " now and then is no big deal as long as it is short and sweet and run into pages rehashing shit that needs staying buried .
Waves at our pal 🙋 . Hope to see you soon .

I'm still looking for a good comfy chair . Nothing is right for me .
That is NOT a cue for endless pics of Old Sparky or torture devices .

Russian roulette contraception

I think i read somewhere UK has highest rate of teen pregnancies in Europe
That's really shameful

yes that's my understanding
It's best not to map out the history to date along with any possible re-entry though fgs
Your butt must be awkward shape not to be able to find a parking space by now

Brave man....just don't come crying to the rest of us when Heather whips your butt!

Yep I agree Heather ,it's all very Sad the way a lot of youngsters Now-a-days ,just carelessly sleep about leaving a trail of Children in their wake

I wouldn't be at all surprised in years to come if there's not cases of Brothers and Sisters .getting Married or sleeping together ,with no idea that they are related in this way ..

I've no idea of the figures but babies should be made out of love.

i'll let EVIL take the lashes
He'd love it !

dya know what jack..
I was just passing a message on cos he misses everyone.
but I won't bother in future.

when they're that age, they don't know what that is
it's oops ,then think later, think with pants ,which is what Jimbo did

I know . Sometimes I feel so old and grumpy .
One of our local churches wanted father's names on the baptism certificates , on the (understandable) premise that in X number years he didn't want to be performing weddings between siblings . Seemed a sensible idea .
Nope. All hell broke loose .
Seems it's OK to get impregnated and proudly flaunt single motherhood (right on sister etc etc) but don't FFS ask who is the daddy. Or where is the daddy .Or does baby have siblings . It's bizarre that so many girls want (or are asked) to keep the daddy name under wraps , that grinds my gears . Stand up and be a man .

yes , got the message loud and clear
I was suggesting bit of subtlety on any return prospects , that's all mellon.
Have a rich tea.

You're going to have to take this one Jack, I can't see Heather letting you off that easily

SAD may have Jimbob's cousin 'stepping up' ,
how embarrassing for Jimbob.
SAD can play them against eachother .

🙌 Heather
looking amazing as usual
🙏

Cousin might end up being the step dad to that potential kid

My arse has been abused from sitting in my old chair . The one that CERTAIN people on night shift were using and busting the springs of .Not to mention that it was stained with booze and ground in butterkist and crisps .
My butt is lovely. Chunky but lovely . You wish you had my arse .

And stop groveling . Sit on the naughty step and behave .

I'm for bed , night everyone ....x