She isn't very attractive having looked at her adult pics and tried to erase them from my memory I then see some of the things she has given to the newspapers. If she was younger she'd be doing everything to become a wag, the best she can hope for now is a Sunday league player who works all week at a builders merchants. On the outside she's nothing special, on the inside she's very calculating and there is nothing she wouldn't do to gain a few extra zeros to her bank balance. The thing she can't seem to be able to see is that Chelsea big bollox has no interest in her at all, so what he had a snog with her while out of his face with beer goggles on, it says more about her that she was stone cold sober at the time. Sometimes my gf goes out without me with her girlfriends for a few drinks, on the odd occasion when she does have one too many and wants to kiss me I normally say no you stink of booze and that's the woman I love, so what was Jayne thinking, oh he's nice looking and out of his face, his breath stinks of ale, yeah a kiss would be lovely, or was it something else?
