What a load of crap. Dominated the game but can't score. Should cut their wages

Slovakia 50-1 to win this now in the last few minutes

So congested.

I thought I was joking about the 10-0-0 formation.

Those pundits are going to have a field day with Roy

Yes it's quite a soft group but you know it will be Portugal

They're not going to come out of their half now.

Do you know what I am ok with second place and through. I've switched to the Welsh game just in case I was the jinx (don't think it is me though), but I can imagine Wales topping the group all the pressure and hype will be about them and not us and we can possibly get somewhere by being second. I know that sounds daft but I have a good feeling!

Greedy git.

****in hell.

what the hell was that alli?!!

Oh Alli - dire, terrible, pathetic, crap.

Blah blah lose possession. Blah blah missed shots

Wales top scorers of the tournament so far and finishing top of our group. Who would have thought that.

Wales fans are crying they can't believe it.

Terrible performance tonight.

Well done Ali, go for goal when you've got 9 people in the box.

Alli desperate there

No width at all so Slovakia can just sit in the box and clog the pitch.

Good God, Hoddle talks utter crap.

We played exactly the same against Wales, we just about managed to break them down,, the Slovakians have been superb at keeping us out ,, we are bloody dreadful when it comes to a plan B or C ,, Woy just doesnt have one

The problem is should we get past the Group F Team, we then meed France in the QF @ The Stade De France next Monday

That's my Welsh half sorted.

We need Gascoigne to take a free kick

And David Platt to score a volley

'these days'?

I think every England performance will be terrible in your books no matter what.