And yet you made a big deal of getting out of the kitchen and moving abroad but didn't do so.

Oh I don't need the assistance of nitrous oxide as all my equipment is in damned fine working order!


I think it's certainly seems to be a big ask!
No I haven't seen him yet and I will not be casting the pearls of my generous flirtatious nature again before swine who can't deliver! 😁


Haha in a way I am but I'm not sure whether Theresa May is going to indulge me on that she seems a 2020 girl!
So looks like I will have to go back to breaking the terms of my restraining order if I'm going to sexually harass any polling officers clerks or politicians 😉😁😘

i knew you couldn't stay away HoP

Do you have the EU and local elections on your calendar?

Your a bit behind the times and unobservant Missy -I bumped this thread early on Saturday! I've confined myself just to this thread on politics for the interim!


I certainly do! Not just the polling clerks but answering the front door in my dressing gown and subtly showing a bit of tempting leg when the candidates knock on my door canvassing. May the best man win my vote 😄😉

missy ?

you should have been here for the US elections, i could have done with some extra help against all the trumpers

I missed this thread when it was created. Good on you OP if everyone was like you we could move forward and get the best deal possible

My apologies for yet again mixing up your gender!

Surely there wasn't legions of Trump fans on here?

a few and i bet you could guess who they were too

I'm trying to keep things positive and upbeat in this thread so I won't venture any guesses publicly! 😁

Did they say anything about a pole?

Are you talking about Polish toyboys or me treating my local candidate to a pole dance? 😉 😘

thats a mental image i could have done without

Go back to school. Your comments are based on ignorance and bigotry. The fact that the EU has survived at all is a tribute to its founders and their far sighted attitude after the horrors of wars and national enmities. The EU is evolving and is not perfect, yet its attempts at harmonising many aspects of life are for the common good. Not, of course, for the blinkered nasty Little Englanders trapped like flies in the amber of their own nostalgia and prejudice while the rest of the world moves on. Before uttering rubbish try learning a bit about your subject.

Couldn't type without throwing in the trite insult, eh?
Anyway, most of the rest of the world is not in the EU - and we are moving on with it.

It's nothing of the kind.

I'm much better at lapdancing than poledancing if that helps to ease your trauma?! 😁 😉

I have to think of my bag.

Arrrgh Ooops! 😁 😉

Gotta be careful about things like that although my lapdances normally encourage a rise of the best kind in people!

My darling brexiters? It thought it was meant to be remoaners who were meant to be the luvvies

I am a remainer... A notorious one at that......

Every day Brexit is unraveling and its foolishness exposed to increasing ridicule. It is a shambles.

That makes sense then.

I can confirm that you are all about to become leavers.

17,410,742 people didn't think it was "codswallop" on 23rd June 2016.

The majority was 1.4 million (the combined populations of Birmingham and Liverpool) and more people voted for LEAVE than any other UK election or referendum, ever.

Admit your failure. You lost and would gain more respect if you accepted it. Grow up !