I'm sorely tempted to give the second half a swerve.

We gave them a way back after 34 seconds. If we had held them off for longer they may have started to wilt.

I guess France were losing to Ireland at half time yesterday.

Sadly yes.

Did you know

This is World War three

The Battle of the Brexits

Time for changes at Half Time again

Send Sterling back to oblivion and bring Vardy on

I'd change the keeper but we probably need to keep that option for the outfield players

What was the point of that Hart?

Talk or bark at them? Wet blankets need the hair dryer treatment.

Stan Collymore: "At the moment I am seeing a complete disconnect between the England midfield unit of Rooney and Dier and Dele Alli and the three attacking players. And with those two disconnected, the chances aren't going to be created. The substitutions will be made at half time."

Wexit.

Seems like England have bottled it instead, from 1-0 up.

Áfram Ìsland!

Shit, forgot which team I was supposed to be supporting...

Not been Wayne Rooney's night so far.

Hodgson is a committee manager for a committee team.

The manager has to be a loony.

So crap from Rooney.

On the bright side, we're only two penalty decisions away from winning 3-2.

You've got to come up with a new line.

I don't know who is doing a worse job today Roy or Corbyn.

laughable first half.

Kind of reminds me of the Cameroon game in Italia '90. 2-1 down against opposition we were expected to brush aside. Eventually they tired and we edged through, and I still feel that can happen tonight.

Extraordinary first half for so many reasons.

So much for all the pundits saying that England needed an early goal

No stoppage time again in half with three goals. UEFA refs don't even know the basic rules of the game.

I've always liked Sigur Ros anyway!

Thank god for that I need a break from that mess.

Half time, absolutely dreadful from England. As usual, England are embarrassing in tournament football.