Do you know what, I'm angry at myself for even indulging in mentioning the utterly ridiculous Chelsea...

Everything about him screams, PATHETIC.

From here on in, I'm going for the more to be pitied than laughed at.

(I'll see how long that lasts if he attacks Jayne again)

Hello. I am Helen Wood's cousin.

No, really, I am her.


To paraphrase John Farnham:

We're all someone's daughter;
We're all someone's son;
We're all Helen Wood's cousin;
Even if she explicitly denies it;
Whoaaa...

In his place? No he tried to intimidate him by acting the Billy Bigballs, problem is the only person who believes that is himself. He looked like a right c*nt, it was embarrassing.

I love how when it kicked off with Hughie he strutted it and did jackshit. Jason is the boss in there, he doesn't need to say anything to prove it

what a hero, going after the alpha male of the house in Ryan?

Chelsea cracks me up - unintentionally on his part.

My son and me just POSL at his sooooooo predictable cliches, hilarious!

Ha,ha.

He must be losing millions every week he stays in

You don't imagine real hair grows like that, do you?

Chelsea did tell Emma that he only wanted to go on Big Brother to experience what it was like to be on the show.

He'll have got his best people to look after his businesses while he's in the house likely. They'll be dealing with contracts and whatnot.

I'm sure Lord Sugar and Richard Branson would also like the experience. Unfortunately, they can't spare the time. They are too busy.

If you're sure that Alan Sugar and Richard Branson would like to be BB housemates then I'm a monkey's uncle.

What about Jonathan Durden from BB8? He was worth about £6 million, allegedly.