How can they get so drunk on so little.

Lightweights

Kids today can't handle their drink.

or they are drama queens playing up to the cameras

NOOOOOO! There's always some killjoy, gotta ruin it by telling the truth. Go away. I need my delusions.

Bunch of lightweights. I thought I was bad for getting tipsy on two. Three, I'm anybody's but that's another tale.

It really does seem like alcohol directly or indirectly causes ructions. BB too quick to fall back on this tactic IMO though.