Just noticed she has no eyebrows.

And no soul.

She has eyebrows. someone's drawn some on her head.

Yes, drawn on. She's got no hair eye brows.

And looks like Bradley Walsh halfway through his gender reassignment therapy.

I don't know why but her face annoys me whenever it pops up on my Television.

Charlie's enormous mouth, well, it's alright
The girl got a very large mouth, but it's alright
Her teeth look okay, she must be brushin' 'em quite a bit
'Cause her mouth is extra large
And we can only assume as to how she's been using it

Charlie's enormous mouth, well, it's alright
The girl got a very large mouth, but it's alright
She got lips all around the hole, where she puts her food in
They call it the mouth, they call it the mouth, they call it the mouth!
Which is as good a place as any for a tongue to include in
That's why they call it the mouth, they call it the mouth, they call it the mouth!
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la...



..I don't actually like Charlie's enormous mouth. I just wanted to shoehorn a bit of Zappa into the forum.

Her face is pretty

PMSL!

.....is more than 31 years old, that's for sure ...

To quote Blanche Hunt, ex Coronation Street character, describing another Street resident -

"Skirt no bigger than a belt, too much eyeliner, and roots as dark as her soul."

I don't know why but this really tickled me

Her skin is horrid.