I don't drink or smoke, so that wouldn't be a hindrance for me in there.
I like my coffee, so first thing in the morning....pot of coffee, toast and some hobnobs/digestives. Anything comes between this, I'd be annoyed.
I hate people touching my stuff, wearing my clothes etc....always have done. I don't borrow other folks clothes, I certainly don't lend mine either. I'm always giving away my makeup, perfume and clothes to my nieces', sisters' and mum tho'. However, that's of my own accord, if and when I want. Ain't no beeech touching my stuff. If anyone in there reckons I'm all for sharing....I'm not. Food, I probably will. Clothes, I won't...EVER.
I can't keep my mouth shut if I see something I disagree with. If it's two people arguing, I'll keep out of it. However, if I deem there to be bullying or injustice of sone sort, I have to jump in. I can't stand stupid people, whether it's put on or actual stupidity, I loathe it.
Only person I've managed to share (comfortably) a bed with... since I've been a baby... is my hubby and my daughter.
Not sharing my personal space with ANYONE.
If anyone thought it was appropriate to have sexual contact with another moron, whilst in the bedroom...I'd be pssd off.
If asked to give up anything so another housemate can fake cry over a letter off a loved one, I'd say nope.
If asked to give up anything as part of a task, I'd say nope.
Wouldn't indulge in any romance showmance b*ll*cks.
All in all, I reckon I'd do well in there.

I would not as I could become mentally unwell and I won't last long as the GBP hates politico's

They would need to tranquilise me, before they carted me off to a psych ward!

BB is so mean- a type of psychological torture

I WOULD NOT GIVE A SH*T if people bitched about me, back-stabbed, etc. They wouldn't know me or who I am. I only care about what people I CARE ABOUT think of me.

I would go in there enjoy the experience, not even engage if anyone 'started anything', I'd just smile and walk off. People take themselves / the experience far too seriously IMO.

I would clean loads to pass the time, be civil with everyone - even those who (supposedly) wronged me, because, again, you are just people / contestants thrown together on a TV program. it is NOT real life, it is NOT life and death.

I would obviously gravitate to those who I felt I could converse with and have a decent or meaningful conversation (this year it would be Andy / Jason / Jayne). The shallow ones I would smile, roll my eyes at and just humour.

Oh, and of course, not throw a hissy fit if anyone had the audacity to nominate me, after all, that is what the game is all about (isn't it????)

If i was to go, i would expect one or two words (or maybe both!) to be the popular to describe me... boring or fake!

Boring because i am not a party animal or confrontational or a show off, and would walk away from any arguments. If BB played back the hms noms, i wouldnt be bothered in the least and just shrug my shoulders. Same if someone told me somone else was bitching about me, i couldnt care less what anyone else thought, not worth losing sleep over!! I drink little and rarely, and would quite happily go through the whole show without a drop of booze, so you wont see me fighting for a share of every bottle or getting blotto and starting fights everytime boozer is around. I probably wouldnt last long as i am the type of person if there was a task that required a group decision and i strongly didnt agree, as i thought the group were completely wrong and simply didnt want to do what they wanted, then i would not agree just to keep the peace or avoid noms - not if it meant going against what i felt was the right thing to do, regardless of the punishment BB may handed out if i caused the task to be failed. I often wonder why no hms has the balls to stand up for what they believe in/feel is right in those situations, after all a unanimous decision only needs one person to disgree to prevent it - you as an individual have more power then the rest of the united group in those situation, - it takes everyone to make a unanimous decision but only one to stop it - fact!

As for fake, people would think i was holding back and deliberately avoiding arguments or offering opinions (see my not snapping at being played noms or being told about bitching above) to dodge noms and trying to remain in the background by gameplaying, when that is just my natural character, i dont even swear all that much, certainly not as part of my regular vocabulary as most hms seem too! If i was nomd i would take it on the chin and carry on unperturbed and on my eviction i'd just calmly walk out - no histronics.

Oh and i'd wear a T-shirt all day everyday with I LOVE DIGITAL SPY on it !

To be honest yogacats, even in just this post alone you sound ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!! So I'd wager you might not be the calm sensible housemate your picturing yourself to be.

I'd a be a cross between Andy and Hughie.

The world would hate me guts.

Hope I get in the year you are in .... we would get on like a house on fire You sound a very grounded, regular, down to earth guy / gal.

Don't know what you are on about. I am not furious ... not even slightly peeved I am now going to smile, roll my eyes and walk away.

Sit and watch, like I do at home (but without posting on DS during the ad breaks).

Made me laugh

I would be PATRONISING. Every post on here would be about how PATRONISING I am.

My beauty and wit would be too intimidating for the other hms to handle - so they too would call me PATRONISING.

I'd be first out.

I'd be PATRONISING too, but also SHOUTY.

Pfft. I'd be VILE. And a SOCIOPATH.

The posts about how PATRONISING you are would be swamped by the tsunami of posts about how VILE I am.

You'd be out second.

I would be intimidated and JELLUS of your beauty and wit though.

Mind you, maybe no one would notice us, what with Rhumba's SHOUTING.

I'd be the normal person, targeted by the cool gang.

I would be a right two faced biatch. Be all nice to their faces and slag them all off behind their backs That way I would avoid nomination for a while until BB decided to give them all the good news by playing back all my remarks on the big screen