why all the love he does nothing never seen him wash up or anything else in there/ just sits around lookin pretty

that's a bit unfair, he also occasionally makes a tedious comment

He is completely underwhelming, not even that attractive especially when he opens his mouth, his teeth are sort of on a slant!! Oh, and he has scrawny legs and is a bit of a sneaky wimp. This is being said as someone who is from Liverpool too. I just don't like him!

It has been said that someone saw him blink once, but there is no proof of such exertion ever taking place.

Alex is sneaky, always in the background stirring things. Sam is another one who does this too.

He sounds a lot like me. Good lad.

I don't understand a word he says because of his teeth.