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Old 02-07-2016, 18:59
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Bye bye Davy Babid.
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Old 02-07-2016, 19:12
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Love this thread!

Jim watching Changing Rooms.

"Stencilling my arse. THERE'S NOTHING HE'D LIKE BETTER THAN TO STENCIL MY ARSE!"
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Old 02-07-2016, 19:25
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Barbara: "Who's the father of Beverley Macca's kids Denise?"
Denise: "Could be anyone in The Feathers"
Antony: "Could be anyone in trousers"
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Old 02-07-2016, 20:03
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Denise : Dad, stop fiddling with yourself.

Jim : I'm not fiddling with meself, I paid a quid for these underpants and I've got about 50 pence worth stuck up me arse.

Barbara: She's right. If you're not picking you're arse, you're pecking you're teeth.

Jim: I'll pick what I want in me own house and when she gets her own house she can pick what she likes - her nose, her arse, her teeth. Just go and treat yourself.

Barbara : Oh, I'm ashamed of this family, I am really.

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Old 02-07-2016, 20:20
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Denise saying they are having baby Davids ear pierced.


Jim .. Why don't you get him a tattoo as well.
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Old 02-07-2016, 20:23
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"Implants AND a dyson!"
When Barbara finally got a Dyson. She only hoovered a tiny bit of the carpet and the cylinder was full up
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Old 02-07-2016, 20:38
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Not a quote but love the episode with Jim and Twiggy doing the decorating and jigging along to Mambo No5. Every time I hear that song it reminds me of this episode.
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Old 02-07-2016, 20:39
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Are you sure it wasn't just a really big piss?
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Old 02-07-2016, 20:40
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Talking of s*** - I snigger and feel sick at the same time remembering Barbara scraping dog muck off trainers into the sink with a knife .....
Muck for luck!

😂😂😂
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Old 02-07-2016, 21:15
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Not a quote but I feel like making "carrot crush" tonight
And having cup a soup in a bowl rather than a cup
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Old 02-07-2016, 21:37
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And having cup a soup in a bowl rather than a cup
Oblong or triangle?
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Old 02-07-2016, 21:37
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Darren : 'I can still smell shit in here'. or is it 'it still smells of shit in here'
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Old 02-07-2016, 21:39
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Darren : 'I can still smell shit in here'. or is it 'it still smells of shit in here'
That was after Joe sung a beautiful poignant song, possibly at Nana's funeral (?) and after a perfectly timed silence Darren says something along those lines. The silences were just as important as the lines.
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Old 02-07-2016, 21:59
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And having cup a soup in a bowl rather than a cup
Cup a soup "with a twist"
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Old 02-07-2016, 22:05
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"Any wetters in your family Jimbo?"
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Old 02-07-2016, 22:10
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"A good point well made Bar-bear-a"
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Old 02-07-2016, 22:12
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"Surely they don't expect you to spend a week in the Pearl of Prestatyn without a chip pan?"

"Jim, no shit, please, while we're having dinner."

"Hey, I'll not put the mockers on your shrivelled knockers."

"Oh no, Denice. Poor Jocelyn, having Dave's dicky in her inbox."
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Old 02-07-2016, 22:21
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"Surely they don't expect you to spend a week in the Pearl of Prestatyn without a chip pan?"

"Jim, no shit, please, while we're having dinner."

"Hey, I'll not put the mockers on your shrivelled knockers."

"Oh no, Denice. Poor Jocelyn, having Dave's dicky in her inbox."
That's reminded me of...

Joe: You're back early.
Barbara: We had too Joe there was no chip pan.
Joe: No chip pan? You hear about these holidays from hell don't you, but you don't expect them to happen to you.
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Old 02-07-2016, 22:36
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"It's flame retarded"
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Old 03-07-2016, 00:00
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Denise can you have little David on Friday mam?
Barbara yeah to what time?
Denise to Monday.
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Old 03-07-2016, 00:13
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Barbara..... "Oh Jim there's all that washing up to be done"

Jim......"Well it wont do itself Barb"
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Old 03-07-2016, 00:17
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Barbara: Jim, you've got more faces than the town hall clock.
Nana: And every one of them's miserable!
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Old 03-07-2016, 00:50
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Barbara: Jim, you've got more faces than the town hall clock.
Nana: And every one of them's miserable!
Alright alright don't milk it!!
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Old 03-07-2016, 01:28
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Keanu my arse.
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Old 03-07-2016, 10:55
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Mary discussing Joe's finger injury

''he was cutting up some cheese, I think we'll stick to dairylee now Barbara, a much safer cheese''

At Nana's funeral

''Mary-What were her last words Barbara''
Barbara-''Trevor Mcdonald''
Mary-''Oh what a fitting tribute to the man''

At Baby David's christening

Michelle-I had me kids taken off me. To be fair Barb,I weren't a fit mother but they had a great time at there foster parents, so it worked out all round really''

''Talk about a burning ring of fire, speaking of which I need the shithouse now''

Nana talking about the gays ''Mary-What do they actually do?''

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