It's so bad, I don't have any words right now...

Just trying out jade tactics to see how he gets on

In fairness, the lad has a point. What is wrong with those people?

The technical term is they are thick.

Most place names are just basic descriptions, to be fair. It's just that most were named so long ago that our language has moved on. I mean, fancy calling the land where the Angles live "Engla land". So literal!