Good evening!
Originally Posted by Mrs Glitterball:
“I know I know What's happening Star? There could be a small black cat looking for a new home soon if I have to sell up. I will have to live in a ditch and eat blackberries and ask complete strangers for a go on their mobile so I can keep up with this thread. It would be no life for a lady of (ahem) more mature years. Have pity, Star and get that goat and your good self to rehearsals pronto.”
Oh no!!
Though you say that you'll be eating blackberries, and then asking for people's mobile phones to use! Never fear, I've got a solution, don't eat the blackberry, you'll still have a mobile phone and so you won't need to borrow anyone else's!!
Yep, my jokes are definitely getting worse...
Originally Posted by
star89:
“I'm furious!! I want to be on Strictly
They won't let me Mrs G
I'm not famous enough to do it
”
Hang on ... Just hold on a moment ... let me get this straight,
they won't let
you do Strictly! Do they know who you are, Star?! Do they know?! The person who's had numerous tweets, liked, retweeted and replied to by Strictly finalist (should've been winner) Georgia May Foote and on occasions world champion dancer Giovanni Pernice. The person who takes the time to bring us loads and loads and loads of pictures of GG, and loads and loads and loads of videos of GG., all put together and labelled in an extremely artistic way! The person who'll frantically type up word for word everything that is said on a Periscope using a mobile keyboard, and then records the whole thing using a mobile phone just so that we don't miss anything. The person who whilst at the tour took the time to video the dances and the judges comments for us, and then right a mahoosive report for us all to enjoy. The person who wrote such wonderful GG reports for each part of Sergio's videos and the person who has such an in depth knowledge of the details of last year's Strictly that they haven't dropped a mark in the quiz! .... and you're saying that they won't have you?!!!!!!!!


Well, there's only one conclusion to draw from that, you're just too much of a Star for them, Star!
Originally Posted by
Mrs Glitterball:
“Star you are definitely famous enough. You are beyond famous enough. You are a legend.
I think it's because you are too famous (much loved Twitter chum of Georgia and all that) and too loved. The producers of Strictly are worried that it's going to be flippin' Jay all over again as millions of people vote for you each week.
What they haven't thought of though, is the risk of Alfonso throwing a goaty strop because he's not in it. It could be very very unpleasant and smelly.
Thank you Jen. It's very kind of you to be concerned. And thank you Brian for your original concern. I will ask NDD if I can have his hat rather than him eating it. It may help keep the rain off a bit
I would definitely make every effort to keep reading the thread!!! Life would just be so dull without you all. No fun at all!
Please see comments above re Star's starriness! 
Another thing, when I first saw Claudia Fragapane's name I read it as "frangipane" and so whenever I see her mentioned, I always think of delicious frangipane tarts. I think this partly explains why I like her so much already.”
I've been in fits of laughter reading this post! But you're absolutely right, Mrs G - that's precisely what they're worried about! Though the only difference between them and Jay is that I'm sure I'd think Star and Alfonso were the best dancers and deserved to win. Alas, we shall not see it...
Originally Posted by Sandy_Andrews:
“Just look what Gio has retweeted :
Giovanni Pernice Retweeted
All About Strictly @Strictly2016 42m42 minutes ago Liverpool, England
The first couple i think will be paired is @AnastaciaMusic & @pernicegiovann1 X
I dont think there is any doubt who he is hoping his celeb partner will be !”
Am I reading too much into it to think that Gio might have already been given a hint as to who his partner is...
Originally Posted by jivingmissdaisy:
“He needs to make a beeline for her at the celeb meeting, armed with a hairbrush and his best rendition of Ahm Outta Lurrrrrrve. Hope there are plenty of ear defenders on site!”

Originally Posted by ruby-tuesday:
“as far as I know Anya was only in for that series (11)
Welsh is my absolute favourite, then South African but the Geordie accent is very close behind
yes, I think they will post again, Vicsmum is back isn't she ”
Ah well, if the Geordie accent is your favourite in the UK, I'll settle for that!
VicsMum is indeed back - lovely to hear from her again!
Originally Posted by afton_bishop:
“YAY thanks Brian. See I'm still beside my two amigos NDD and Claire 👍🏻👍🏻
Thanks again Brian for taking the time to do the quiz and then marking it. 👍🏻⭐️”
You're more than welcome, Afton

- it's an absolute pleasure to do it for all you lovely people, and a fantastic excuse to watch all of Sergio's GG videos again!
Originally Posted by afton_bishop:
“ Brian of course it's not right. It's Jay, of course he'll win. 😂😂”
Oh phew, I was momentarily worried there that Jay might not win - and if that were to happen ... I fear the world may stop spinning on it's axis!