Nice looking bird from Birmingham who keeps shearing her hair off and having children, and is morphing into Davina McCall. For it is she: Well Laura what does it feel like to be out of the house?

Laura: No, no I’m not.

Davina Clone: You are Laura, didn’t you see the audience as you came down the steps.

Laura: No, no I’m not, well maybe – okay I am.

Davina Clone: So Laura one of the early story lines was you and Marco.

Laura: No, no I don’t know a Marco.

Davina Clone: Yes you do, you were all over him legs and all.

Laura: No (thinks) oh Marco!

Davina Clone: Now we saw you have sex.

Laura: No, no we didn’t.

Davina Clone: (irritated) You did.

Laura: Oh, he just put the end in, no it all went in.

Davina Clone: Then we saw your long lost love go in.

Laura: No.

Davina Clone: Yes Laura.

Laura: Oh Bernado.

Davina Clone: Thats right Laura.

Laura: Oh yes I want to have his babies.

Davina Clone: Well lets see what he thinks about that.

Laura: (Looking concerned) What now?

Davina Clone: No in your own time Laura. The other controversy you were involved in was nominationgate.

Laura: No I don’t think so.

Davina Clone: Yes you had a pact with Evelyn and Emma not to nominate each other.

Laura: No I’m sure we didn’t.

Davina Clone: Well lets show you. (Cut to the three girls making a pact).

Laura: It’s not what it seems.

Davina Clone: Well it seems like you were making a pact and the rest of the house thought so too.

Laura: No, people always say I’m such a nice person so kind and considerate to other people. Men are falling over themselves .....
Davina Clone: Laura here are your best bits.

Cut to Laura having parts of her body groped, legs round multiple chaps and ........ well not much else.

.... and I worked so hard ......

Well I thought it was very funny

I like Laura but if BB don't show Marco, sucking her nipple in her best bits, it's a total whitewash.

Very good - nice to see someone making an effort.

Fixed.