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Could sam be attractive with better mannerisms |
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I still don't believe he is 23 .
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he'd have to have extensive plastic surgery (do they do head transplants???), then we'd get to the hard bit, a complete overhaul of his vomit-inducing neediness, after that it would be essential to give the cowardly little creep some sort of backbone
![]() too much like hard work, just kick him into a swamp
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He has a very odd shaped head that is all hair and a pair of rubber lips attached. He also has a very low forehead which doesn't help.
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He looks like a fairytale character that got turned into a tree...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...d05e52bb98.jpg ![]() ![]()
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He looks like Andy Sugden from Emmerdale, or rather Andy Sugdens grandad lol
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I said it earlier, he looks like the Monster(s) in Carry on Screaming
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Nope.
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..... his head.
I remember in his VT he said something like "People say I'm the best looking person they've ever seen" I assume he's talking about his mother
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With a different head, body and personality he could go far
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LOL!
I remember in his VT he said something like "People say I'm the best looking person they've ever seen" I assume he's talking about his mother ![]() |
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he needs to trim the beard , do his hair a different style & stop lying about his age
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I could see him being a model when he was younger.... Probably when he REALLY was 23 http://res.cloudinary.com/jpress/ima...mage/image.jpg
He doesn`t look anything like that now & I can`t see how he is possibly 23 with all those lines on his face. He also claims to have been a stylist for celebrities... Hmm seriously??
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He doesn`t look anything like that now & I can`t see how he is possibly 23 with all those lines on his face. He also claims to have been a stylist for celebrities... Hmm seriously?? :o
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Actually, I've always felt there was something very regal about his appearance...
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Sick of this forum saying nasty things about pensioners!
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He would look a lot better if he wore a balaclava, with no mouth.
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No!!!!!!!!!
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LOL!
I remember in his VT he said something like "People say I'm the best looking person they've ever seen" I assume he's talking about his mother ![]() He must look better in person. |
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Model? His VT said he's a barber which is equally unbelievable given his own haircut...
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I always imagine he smells (not in a good way). He just looks grotty. His hair looks like a nest for creepy crawly things and his beard is just so scruffy. A bit of grooming would help but you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear
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He would look a lot better if he wore a balaclava, with no mouth.
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