Never heard of mashed potatoes with salad .doesn't really go.

Hooray! I haven't won anything for years!!!

I've got sushi for dinner tonight, would salad cream spice that up a bit?

I can't tell if Jason's angling for a contract with Heinz or a cooking show:

James Martin: So, Jason, the stroganoff's coming along a treat and it smells absolutely delicious, are we ready to let the guests taste it?

Jason: Nah, not yet. I've got a special secret ingrdient that takes it to the next level, trust me.

JM: Wow, what is it?

Jason: Salad cream.

JM: You're pulling my leg surely! Salad cream in a beef stroganoff?

Jason: Exactly mate. Stir a bit in. Absolutely beautiful. Trust me (*sideways glance*) OK?

JM:


Have the thread rosette - brilliant answer!

He was also right about lots of black pepper in the mash. Jayne didn't want pepper in the mash!! So wrong.