What I don't get is how all the housemates seem to understand every word he says, while I'm struggling to understand ONE word he says! Even when they gave him subtitles the other night, the words written on screen bore no resemblance to what was coming out of his mouth.
To me, it sound's like this:
Alex: 'Shnargel shlongg graable gnarg blurgg schrenng bleggle splonsh skrargh.
Housemate A: 'Oh my God, Alex. that's so true!'
(Housemate B enters)
Housemate A: Álex, tell B what you've just told me'.
Alex: 'Shnargel shlongg graable gnarg blurgg schrenng bleggle splonsh skargh.
Housemate B: Never a truer word, Alex.
Alex: 'Shnargel!

I agree with this, he needs to go back to school to learn to speak properly, i seriously have a job understanding what he says have to rewind and put subtitles on when he talks.

love it

He's one of the gayest 'straight men' about.

He revelled in the massage attention Sam, Ryan and Hughie gave him.

his exit interview with Emma is going to be hilarious....I wonder if Emma will pretend to understand him

Alex is a total bore, I wish he would go with Sam and Jackson!

He paid for those??? They actually make him look less attractive when he smiles 🙄

why does he keep patting her on the head and asking people if she's a "keeper" , she's not a stray dog .

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Couldn't have put it better.

Boring boring boring

He has false teeth? How do you people know this?

Spot on .
The zebra has more character than Alex too .
The editing team must be tearing their hair out trying to find any best bits .
At least Nasty Nat had her lippy use for Rylan to talk about . Alex has nothing other than Ev, and he so doesn't fancy her one bit , just using her since his mate told him to get in the game . I think Hughie or Andy is more to his taste to be honest .

The dictionary definition of the word 'boring' should be replaced with 'Alex Cannon'.

Jees, he must be the most boring human walking the planet.

Why did he bother entering the contest . And how on earth was he selected

He's not attractive in the slightest. He looks haggard. And false teeth at his age, why?

What a waste of microphone batteries, he may as well not wear one.

Have BB even given him a secret mission at any point during the series to stoke the fire so to speak? Is he under sedation the entire time? Does he munch Kalms for breakfast instead of cornflakes? Does he even know where he is!?

There's always a couple of Housemates like that every year right?
And they usually get to the finals just by being "nice" and "good looking" but they almost always don't do anything but sit around.

Last year it was Christian, year before was Ash...there's always the pretty floater that escapes evictions because they're not hated then they get 4th/5th/6th place and it's like ok bye, what did he do the whole series?

He should be asking people if they think he'll be able to keep her. I think not.

Mr zero personality, has decided to get off his arse since he heard he was the most forgettable HM!
Anyone who falls for that needs their bumps feeling! Boring, boring, boring!