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Which famous celebs should be in EastEnders?
Inspired by the suggestion in another thread that Meat Loaf should be in EastEnders as Mark Jrs granddaddy, which other famous celebs would you like to see in EastEnders?
If MeatLoaf is playing Mark Jrs adopted gramps, then Cher has to be his his grandma and Dolly Parton has to be his great auntie. Dolly would be perfect on the market, if she cannot manage the 9-5 hours she can get Shrimpy to help her |
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Steven Berkoff as the real Gavin. Brad Pitt as Stacey's alter ego when she sets up Walford Fight Club.
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![]() ![]() Creased up at the thought of Meat Loaf in Eastenders.
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Steven Berkoff as the real Gavin. Brad Pitt as Stacey's alter ego when she sets up Walford Fight Club.
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Katy Perry could be Mark Jr's girlfriend in denial over her lust for mature rock chicks. When he proposes in the Vic and everyone goes quiet she screams "I kissed a Shirl and I liked it!"
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A potato would have madd a better Gavin than Paul Nicholas.
![]() ![]() at the Brad Pitt suggestion. It must be a cursed name.
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Katy Perry could be Mark Jr's girlfriend in denial over her lust for mature rock chicks. When he proposes in the Vic and everyone goes quiet she screams "I kissed a Shirl and I liked it!"
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Bonnie Tyley should be Shirley's secret sister.
John Prescott can be Phil's uncle. |
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Lady GaGa makes a cameo to try and lure Ben into joining her on tour for a LoveGame reprise.
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For an added poignant undercurrent Phil and Buster look on and nod in unison, "The taste of her cherry chapstick.."
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Goldie should return along with his new wife played by Juice Newton. When there is tragedy in the square Juice can say "just call me Angel, he'll know what to do"
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Bonnie Tyley should be Shirley's secret sister.
John Prescott can be Phil's uncle. Bonnie looks quite similar to Kathy. Given the lack of realism in Kathy's return plot it would have been better if Gavin wore a Phil Spector wig and forced her to tour as a beautician by day and Bonnie's tribute act by night, Nail Filer. As fate has it both she and Bonnie are booked to play the same venue, realise they are sisters and Bonnie helps her escape by booming "TURN AROUND!" at Gavin who collapses with shock. |
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For an added poignant undercurrent Phil and Buster look on and nod in unison, "The taste of her cherry chapstick.."
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Bonnie looks quite similar to Kathy. Given the lack of realism in Kathy's return plot it would have been better if Gavin wore a Phil Spector wig and forced her to tour as a beautician by day and Bonnie's tribute act by night, Nail Filer. As fate has it both she and Bonnie are booked to play the same venue, realise they are sisters and Bonnie helps her escape by booming "TURN AROUND!" at Gavin who collapses with shock.
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Would that cause a total eclipse of the Gav?
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Bella Thorne, Mimi Keene, and Lia Marie Johnson as sisters.
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If only. She could have helped Shazza out when he was on the balcony by repeating it and he would fall off.
![]() ![]() ![]() When she meets Abi she can say that she has got "Bright Eyes" |
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![]() ![]() ![]() When she meets Abi she can say that she has got "Bright Eyes" |
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Tim Curry as shazzas cross dressing American buddy. Now we can blame him for her hideous wardrobe!
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Tim Curry as shazzas cross dressing American buddy. Now we can blame him for her hideous wardrobe!
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Tim Curry as shazzas cross dressing American buddy. Now we can blame him for her hideous wardrobe!
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Would explain why her fashion sense is trapped in a time warp!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Janet Mitchell can spill her iceacream all over Tim so he can shout "Dammit Janet! " |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Janet Mitchell can spill her iceacream all over Tim so he can shout "Dammit Janet! " ![]() ![]()
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![]() ![]() ![]() Janet Mitchell can spill her iceacream all over Tim so he can shout "Dammit Janet! " ![]() I'm going to leave this thread before we get onto Billy's pelvic thrust. |
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![]() I'm going to leave this thread before we get onto Billy's pelvic thrust. |
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