I can almost guarantee that if you DID see me you would be repulsed. Someone said to me once "If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards"

At least Latisha's ample bum would cover it up though!

I know - they don't call me "The Scat Man" for nothing!

Thank you for making me laugh, sir.

They looked very much natural when she was topless and applying the fake tanage with Charlie

Fake boobs personally really not a fan. I spotted Everlyns being fake weeks ago. Lauras are obviously fake. I don't think Jaynes are though!

I hope 'That someone' is out of your life, they sound like they wouldn't have been good for the moral.

I missed that bit! I do recall her in the DR looking very fulsome and round in a vest top so who knows.

I only just noticed. I think Jayne's are real, having seen those pictures. *ahem*

Yes.. those!! I'll get to your pm shortly. Time to eat dinner soon.

Initially I didn't pay much attention to the blonde girl on the sofa. But she seems very fanciable now I've realised that her boyfriend is an online casino muppet and I might be in with a shot.


Georgina is an enigma. I've never seen anyone whose looks flipped between 9/10 and 3/10 at the drop of a hat. One minute she was so beautiful I wanted to stare at her all day; the next it was like her face had been assembled by children.

Laura has been consistently hot imo - excluding when she was being pawed by that monstrosity.

I don't think it was shown during the main show but it was part of Charlies best bits [excuse the pun] on her eviction night


Trust me, they're real