Tell me about it. That particular posters constant moaning about every show he watches just got on my wick last night. He usually posts the show he's watching is awful after about 10 minutes yet continues watching while constantly telling us how terrible the programme is. Moaning seems to be his favourite past time. I don't know why he bothers watching TV if he finds it so terrible all of the time.

Sounds about right lol. I just skip past them now.

It wasn't as bad as that time we were accused of being bigots in the Bafta thread, now that was hilarious. Possibly my favourite exchange on these forums.

Aww I want one - A Rafa and a Koala. <3 Andy's Koala wasn't so amused.

Arguing with the Cumberbitches? That's never going to end well.

That koala needs to be on the Atkins diet.

Oh my god it's the size of a grizzly! Put it on a diet!

The poster was the opposite of a Cumberbitch, you've had words with them in the past about the Wimbledon women's semi's if you recall.

Edit: anyonefortennis beat me! Also yes, a Rafa and a Koala would be lovely.

lol There are some right loopy lous on here sometimes.

BIB Haha. That was me!

Nice start for Mugz saving 3 mp's to beat Stouser.

Ah yeah I know who you mean.

You say that as if it was a bad thing?


Now then Kutch, just as we were bonding....

Jenny, I just love you!


Well done you - it made me lol. You must join us here more often.

Why thank you Jewels! I aim to please.

I think Lisa beat me with that picture of Andy with his Koala though, it legit made me laugh. It's just massive

Serena is first on court in Auckland. But there doesn't seem to be any live coverage on BT Sport. Unless anyone knows otherwise, and there's some red button coverage on BT Sport?

Not at all! I just have Rafa as my 3rd after Andy & Delpo.

Used the dark web to watch Serena. Not a bad performance considering she hasn't played in months. Cheeky little finger wag to celebrate the win and no doubt fire a warning to Kerber and co, that the threat is real as long as she's still active. Serena's still doing the double sleeve kit.

Is Taylor Townsend still obese?

Even milos has given it up! I don't think it's going to be a thing...esp as they were black with a white dress?

Tuned into Jo Konta's match when she was 3-0 down in the first set. Terrible performance in set 1. Set 2 didn't start off much better either, but she just about managed to turn the tables around in the second set and take the match her way. Job done in 3 sets.

Comfortable win for Aga (by the looks of the scoreline) against Cirstea, 6-0 6-3.

Kyrgios carrying an injury he picked up playing basketball. His leg is heavily strapped. He's been pretty unlucky with injuries.

Absolutely epic error from Kasatkina at the net. She shouldn't have missed that if she tried.

Garbine seems to have an infinite supply of 'get out of jail' cards today.

It's too early in the morning for this level of stress! I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster Garbine!

Finally, well done Garbine!

I so wanted Kasatkina to win in the end, but it wasn't to be. Congrats to Garbine. It's still gonna be a long season for Garbine though, I think.

Wow all the fangirls screaming for Rafa is like Beatlemania.

Nadal just starting up on Eurosport 2. I guess Hopman and Doha are taking a back seat for Rafa.