Pah, what did I say two days ago?

Jackson finally found his fish and did his Gollum dance after whacking Hughie around the face with it, just brilliant!!!

(Catching up with the latest episode now, but that moment was epic, so had to post immediately!)

Oh me oh my, watch it back after Jackson slaps Hughie with the wet fishes precious and see the dance

What antics will Gollum get up to tonight, do folk think?

Short of biting off someone's finger and falling into the Fires of Mount Doom I think his storyline's covered pretty much everything so far, but I'm probably missing something (and I think that might be a bit extreme even for CH5)

Andy better keep an eye on his wedding ring

Oh poor Andy

I suddenly remembered, wasn't it the 'Crack' of Doom? If so...

Hopefully it'd be the 'Craic of Doom' as there's been enough sexual shenanigans on this show already. There's a reason Tolkien didn't have any 'under the covers action' in the books (though they did sneak some dwarf tossing into the films ).

Well I was both right and wrong...phew!

Jackson played Noddy at first with his hat.

He did the 'tortured soul' good Smeagol versus '**** them housemateses' Gollum throughout after that. Peter Jackson would get three trilogies out of this guy

Luckily 'The Craic' only appeared announced by Alex as he approached Jason in the smoking area. Equally the only 'Crack of Doom' we saw from buttock-film-double Jason was him saying he felt like a boiled egg

All in all a good result! No severed fingers (send in The GC!) and no casualties