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Emmerdaily 18/07/16: The Watcher
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ianradioian
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Durvid is an even bigger idiot than I thought, fancy shacking himself to that grasping common brazen tart. She'll taken him for everything he's got, his shop and house will look like a plague of locusts swooped in after she's finished. He'll be lucky if he's left with a pot to piss in - and she'll probably nab that too to flog on Antique's Roadshow. What a complete and utter prize pillock.”

He is a right dingbat.

Most eloquently put; if I may say so, Collie
Hound of Love
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Durvid is an even bigger idiot than I thought, fancy shackling himself to that grasping common brazen tart. She'll taken him for everything he's got, his shop and house will look like a plague of locusts swooped in after she's finished. He'll be lucky if he's left with a pot to piss in - and she'll probably nab that too to flog on Antique's Roadshow. What a complete and utter prize pillock.”



Great rant!
ianradioian
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“Well, I am doing it in a pair of Emporio Armani jockey shorts and nowt else ”

Filth
Oldnjaded
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“He's still on the 4:22 from Runcorn to St. Annes he thought it was the Eurostar”

John Dough
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Do I smell an Xmas wedding?”

What could possibly go wrong?
rhumble
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Congrats rhumble. Wishing you many naked Rita Sullivans ”

Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Congratumalations, rhum!!”

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ well done on 83,000 witty quality ignored gems”

Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Congrats, rhumble”

Originally Posted by OsakaSun:
“Congrats on the mildstone Rhum ”

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Mildstone mildstone!”

Thanks peeps
Rita's Kabin
18-07-2016
FW = First words in episodes
BB = Last words Before Break
AB = First words After Break
LW = Last Words in episode

Tonight’s episode appearances are confirmed as:

+ Eric (FW)
+ Chrissie
+ Aaron
+ Victoria
+ David

+ Diane
+ Carly (BB)
+ Tracy
+ Andy
+ Bob

+ Lachlan
+ Belle
+ Dr. Bailey
+ Ross
+ Robert (AB)

+ Jacob
+ Finn
+ Lawrence
+ Charity



+++ Kisses Tonight +++

David and Tracy
CollieWobbles
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“ thanks i didnt notice ,, i'm suprised anyone else noticed i was here ”

Congrats on the mildstone Rhum
rhumble
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Congrats on the mildstone Rhum”

Thanks Collie
jlp95bwfc
18-07-2016
That was a dire episode after some really good ones lately. David asking Tracy to marry him? Really? I do feel sorry for Jacob who's obviously struggling to cope with David's cancer and the fact that David has completely forgotten Alicia. Also the dip in quality has coincided with Robron taking centre stage again with yet more misery involved.

Drunk Lawrence is hilarious however .
agatha_crispies
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by jlp95bwfc:
“That was a dire episode after some really good ones lately. David asking Tracy to marry him? Really? I do feel sorry for Jacob who's obviously struggling to cope with David's cancer and the fact that David has completely forgotten Alicia. Also the dip in quality has coincided with Robron taking centre stage again with yet more misery involved.

Drunk Lawrence is hilarious however .”

I felt very sorry for Tracey being put in a position like that, when you're relatively new to the village, by a well-known man who is very ill and well-liked. She probably wanted to say "Ask me again after your treatments" but lacked the courage.

Lawrence and Laurel should get together and do a "Withnail And I"
SULLA
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by Rita's Kabin:
“

{10} 06) The Dusty blueBelles [Man: dullagj2] – 124 points (+63)
{06=} 07) RIP Robbie [Man: samcains90] – 123 points (+56)
{05} 08) It's Not Getting Any Better [Man: Gulftastic] – 118 points (+60)
{06=} 09) Hellsbelles [Man: chrisdebag] – 116 points (+59)
{03} 10) The Woodentops [Man: lotty27] – 111 points (+37)


{11} 11) Fabulosa [Man: SULLA] – 92 points (+56)
”

You've done it again RK
SULLA
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Toxic feeling sorry for herself.”

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Aww, poor little eternal victim, SkankTracey. ”

She is no Heathcliff.

Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Jay Cub

David will still reward him with a game or slap up meal at the Woolie”

For definite

Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“What is it about keeping men tied up in the boot in Emmerdale?”

I was impressed that he didn't even have a damp patch in his crutch

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Ross tightening nuts.


Mine tighten every time I see him”

Mechanic my arris. If you can't turn the wheel brace, you stand on it

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Oh fgs Durvid, you've known her all of 5 minutes! Just cos she takes your mind off the cancer, briefly, it doesn't make her the new luurve of your life. Get a grip man!”

I am hating this pair Ericsson and Shankley

Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Durvid is an even bigger idiot than I thought, fancy shackling himself to that grasping common brazen tart. She'll taken him for everything he's got, his shop and house will look like a plague of locusts swooped in after she's finished. He'll be lucky if he's left with a pot to piss in - and she'll probably nab that too to flog on Antique's Roadshow. What a complete and utter prize pillock.”

and she's Sam Dingle's cast off
trevon1
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by SULLA:
“and she's Sam Dingle's cast off”



When you are going after Sam Dingle's sloppy seconds, it is high time for you to re-evaluate your life.
sorcha_healy27
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by SULLA:
“She is no Heathcliff.

For definite

I was impressed that he didn't even have a damp patch in his crutch

Mechanic my arris. If you can't turn the wheel brace, you stand on it





and she's Sam Dingle's cast off”

X2 bibs
JackW
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“What time is Emmerdale Farm on this evening?”

Farm??

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Greetings RK; and other earthlings

Hot and steamy. just as I love the MEGA HOT RAM ROD HOT ROSS BUNS”

Filth!

Originally Posted by John Dough:
“Tracy getting a slagging.”

Deserves it

Originally Posted by wuffles:
“My God, those earrings are hideous.”

Yes!

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“Chrissie moaning who would have thought”

I was shocked!

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“Can anyone be happy in that village”

Never.

Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Mmmmmmm, Hot Ross Buns!!

Far too underused, plot-wise, lately!”

Yes

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“JD has a home for her”

A cage knowing him

Originally Posted by rhumble:
“More Angst for Aaron *yawn* ,, he should write a song about it like Adele does, he might have a number one hit”

Harsh but funny

Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“Imagine how annoying it would be if Aaron was your boyfriend Jesus H Christ”

I'd not complain

Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“JayKub has hit puberty with that mood.”

Hit?? He's 65!!!!

Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Woah! She's going to Ibiza.”

On the venga bus

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“Ibiza how passe”

I know! SO common!!

Originally Posted by trevon1:
“Indeed. Robert is a poor man's Cain. Very poor.”

Harsh!

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“He claims he has 'other friends' apart from us. Yeah right.”

He'll be needing them! He never told me he was going away!


Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Aaron jealous.

He wanted some of that”

I was glad he saw though, it saved us endless weeks of him not knowing and Robert being blackmailed by someone else!

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Ross tightening nuts.


Mine tighten every time I see him”

Filth!

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“JD still watches her tape”

He filmed it!

Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Will you shut up, Finn!”

Yes!!

Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“What happened to LockHimUpLan's dog?”

Gawd knows!

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Ross needs attention too.


I'll service him”

Filth!

Originally Posted by devon-maid:
“David and Finn with this weeks comedy script.”

Between them

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Larry has borrowed his hair from Declan”



Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Congratumalations, rhum!!”

Seconded!!
Teifiboi
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Pay up chrissie!”

Andy can't afford it!

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“And her personality

Her and Adumb have his n her brain cell.”

There's nowt wrong with Adam & Vic.

Originally Posted by John Dough:
“Belle and Dr Drudge.”

Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“GullibleFitButDirtyDrBailey!”

You can delete the 'Dr', but he's most certainly gullible. He seems very perky behind the bar, considering how far he's fallen from grace.

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Hooray!!!

The beautiful adorable hot sex stud Ross!”

Beauty's in the eye of the beholder....

Originally Posted by wuffles:
“Service with a snarl from Ross.”

Originally Posted by OsakaSun:
“Excellent customer service from HRBs”

I'm sure that the company will be up for Lawrence's next enterprize award.......

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Robert with his packed lunch”

It's not for him.

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“what a little charmer Jacob is”

Too true.

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Aaron "You don't know what love is."

Sqire rob
"That's not what you were saying when I bottomed for you last night Aaron"”

Gratuitous FILTH .

Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“What is it about keeping men tied up in the boot in Emmerdale?”

It's a rite of passage.

Originally Posted by Jason100:
“Nice to see Emmerdale re-using storylines.

Didn't Cain trap Charity in the boot once?”

More recently, Robert himself.

Originally Posted by wuffles:
“Of all the stupid places to free your victim.”

Right in the village. Aaron must have realized that the sandwich couldn't possibly have been for Robert himself.

Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Jay Cub

David will still reward him with a game or slap up meal at the Woolie”

The slap will do, forget the rest.

Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“Yeah, it's a dump now full of junkies and chavs

Tenby's where the smart holidaymakers go”

All enjoying staycations, now the £ has fallen through the floor.

Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“
Hey, he did give him an 'ummus and coriander sandwich. No such thing as a free lunch.”

Only Robert could buy such a posh sandwich for such a chavvy little arse.

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ non stop sunshine golden beaches Welsh people what more can you want”

No Welsh people down there, they're all 'down belows'.

Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ what a wonderful taxi firm”

Young female passenger subject to sexual innuendo from chavvy driver with criminal antecedents.

Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Yes, Surly Serf Aaron.

You just pick on defenceless warehouse workers or dull farmers who have their back to you.”

He's got a long way to go to catch up with Dross, in that department.

Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Ross tightening nuts.


Mine tighten every time I see him”

He's such a wimp. Was he ever a mechanic?

Originally Posted by John Dough:
“Crap Cabs.
DRoss useless with his equipment.”

No strength in his shoulders.

Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“I had a great time I met three Brazilians AND it was January

Why do people go into relationships and assume people are going to "change" why not just love their faults too?”

Which marriage guidance literature have you been reading?

Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Superb comedy involving David yet again ,, its none stop hilarity”

It's dire. For god's sake David, stop yelling down the intercomm whilst Finn's trying to use it.

Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Pickles! ”

How did he get back into the house?

Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“What happened to LockHimUpLan's dog?”

Probably went the same way as Pickles.

Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Tell me about it!

Larry taking it out on LockHimUpLan”

Lawrence going all OTT.

Originally Posted by SecretLifeoBees:
“Ross wants to puke ”

Don't we all!

Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Durvid is an even bigger idiot than I thought, fancy shackling himself to that grasping common brazen tart. She'll taken him for everything he's got, his shop and house will look like a plague of locusts swooped in after she's finished. He'll be lucky if he's left with a pot to piss in - and she'll probably nab that too to flog on Antique's Roadshow. What a complete and utter prize pillock.”

I had started to think that Tracy was improving, now I'm not so sure. David is certainly acting like a prize pillock and doesn't have an ounce of self respect. It's sure to all end badly.


There's definitely been a deterioration since last week.
SULLA
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“X2 bibs ”

Salve Sorcha
Oldnjaded
18-07-2016
Originally Posted by trevon1:
“

When you are going after Sam Dingle's sloppy seconds, it is high time for you to re-evaluate your life.”

And that says it all!
Alleycat666
19-07-2016
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Evening all, thanks for the thread, Reet.

OK Alleycat, admit it - you've been getting inside info haven't you? Has that Cain been 'pillow talking' again? ”

I wish 'jaded, I wish .....
kwynne42
19-07-2016
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Evening all, thanks for the thread, Reet.

OK Alleycat, admit it - you've been getting inside info haven't you? Has that Cain been 'pillow talking' again? ”

Morning Oldnjaded

Word of the Day PHEW
kwynne42
19-07-2016
Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“I wish 'jaded, I wish .....”

Morning Alleycat.



The Sun has got his hat and sunglasses today.
kwynne42
19-07-2016
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Greetings RK; and other earthlings

Hot and steamy. just as I love the MEGA HOT RAM ROD HOT ROSS BUNS”

But it takes ages for him to change a tyre, surely that puts some people off.?
kwynne42
19-07-2016
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ Victoria with her high pitched nagging voice”

What high pitched voice are you confusing her with Holly again?
kwynne42
19-07-2016
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Aaron miserable.


He wasn't filled in last night”

When isn't he?

Miserable that is not filled in.
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