Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Pay up chrissie!”
Andy can't afford it!
Originally Posted by
sorcha_healy27:
“And her personality 
Her and Adumb have his n her brain cell.”
There's nowt wrong with Adam & Vic.
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“Belle and Dr Drudge.”
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“GullibleFitButDirtyDrBailey!”
You can delete the 'Dr', but he's most certainly gullible. He seems very perky behind the bar, considering how far he's fallen from grace.
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Hooray!!!
The beautiful adorable hot sex stud Ross!”
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder....
Originally Posted by wuffles:
“Service with a snarl from Ross.”
Originally Posted by OsakaSun:
“Excellent customer service from HRBs”
I'm sure that the company will be up for Lawrence's next enterprize award.......
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Robert with his packed lunch”
It's not for him.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“what a little charmer Jacob is”
Too true.
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Aaron "You don't know what love is."
Sqire rob
"That's not what you were saying when I bottomed for you last night Aaron"”
Gratuitous
FILTH 
.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“What is it about keeping men tied up in the boot in Emmerdale?”
It's a rite of passage.
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“Nice to see Emmerdale re-using storylines.
Didn't Cain trap Charity in the boot once?”
More recently, Robert himself.
Originally Posted by wuffles:
“Of all the stupid places to free your victim.”
Right in the village. Aaron must have realized that the sandwich couldn't possibly have been for Robert himself.
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Jay Cub
David will still reward him with a game or slap up meal at the Woolie”
The slap will do, forget the rest.
Originally Posted by
agatha_crispies:
“Yeah, it's a dump now
full of junkies and chavs
Tenby's where the smart holidaymakers go”
All enjoying staycations, now the £ has fallen through the floor.
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“
Hey, he did give him an 'ummus and coriander sandwich. No such thing as a free lunch.”
Only Robert could buy such a posh sandwich for such a chavvy little arse.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ non stop sunshine golden beaches Welsh people what more can you want”
No Welsh people down there, they're all 'down belows'.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ what a wonderful taxi firm”
Young female passenger subject to sexual innuendo from chavvy driver with criminal antecedents.
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Yes, Surly Serf Aaron.
You just pick on defenceless warehouse workers or dull farmers who have their back to you.”
He's got a long way to go to catch up with Dross, in that department.
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Ross tightening nuts.
Mine tighten every time I see him”
He's such a wimp. Was he ever a mechanic?
Originally Posted by
John Dough:
“Crap Cabs.
DRoss useless with his equipment.”
No strength in his shoulders.
Originally Posted by
agatha_crispies:
“I had a great time I met three Brazilians AND it was January
Why do people go into relationships and assume people are going to "change"
why not just love their faults too?”
Which marriage guidance literature have you been reading?
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Superb comedy involving David yet again ,, its none stop hilarity”
It's dire. For god's sake David, stop yelling down the intercomm whilst Finn's trying to use it.
Originally Posted by
Purves Grundy:
“Pickles! 
”
How did he get back into the house?
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“What happened to LockHimUpLan's dog?”
Probably went the same way as Pickles.
Originally Posted by
Hound of Love:
“Tell me about it!
Larry taking it out on LockHimUpLan”
Lawrence going all OTT.
Originally Posted by
SecretLifeoBees:
“Ross wants to puke
”
Don't we all!
Originally Posted by
CollieWobbles:
“Durvid is an even bigger idiot than I thought, fancy shackling himself to that grasping common brazen tart. She'll taken him for everything he's got, his shop and house will look like a plague of locusts swooped in after she's finished. He'll be lucky if he's left with a pot to piss in - and she'll probably nab that too to flog on Antique's Roadshow. What a complete and utter prize pillock
.”
I had started to think that Tracy was improving, now I'm not so sure. David is certainly acting like a prize pillock and doesn't have an ounce of self respect. It's sure to all end badly.
There's definitely been a deterioration since last week.