Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Aww, poor little eternal victim, SkankTracey.
”
“Aww, poor little eternal victim, SkankTracey.
”
So unforgiving heh
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Emmerdaily 18/07/16: The Watcher
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Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Morning Alleycat.
The Sun has got his hat and sunglasses today.”
“Morning Alleycat.
The Sun has got his hat and sunglasses today.”
He has indeed, no danger of wet socks today (well not from puddles anyway!) - it was already 23 degrees C when I was driving to work this morning
Morning Kywnne!
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“LockHimUpLan is having bad thoughts.
Belle taking a day off work.”
“LockHimUpLan is having bad thoughts.
Belle taking a day off work.”
Family tradition
Originally Posted by Alleycat666:
“He has indeed, no danger of wet socks today (well not from puddles anyway!) - it was already 23 degrees C when I was driving to work this morning
Morning Kywnne!”
“He has indeed, no danger of wet socks today (well not from puddles anyway!) - it was already 23 degrees C when I was driving to work this morning
Morning Kywnne!”
Ironically I nearly got wet socks this morning, one of the freezers in Tesco was broken and there was mini flood with large puddles all over the place, had to go the long way rond to get what I wanted heh.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“Evening all TFTT
Bloody weather ,, its way too hot
”
“Evening all TFTT
Bloody weather ,, its way too hot
”
Never ming it will be autumn by weeks end.
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“Imagine how annoying it would be if Aaron was your boyfriend
Jesus H Christ”
“Imagine how annoying it would be if Aaron was your boyfriend
Jesus H Christ”
What someone who dumps you for any reason going and cries all the time, not worth the effort i'd say.
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Aaron "You don't know what love is."
Sqire rob
"That's not what you were saying when I bottomed for you last night Aaron"”
“Aaron "You don't know what love is."
Sqire rob
"That's not what you were saying when I bottomed for you last night Aaron"”
He couldn't say that because the whole thing aaron was drearily moaning about was that he wasn't with him "Last night"
Morning Sorcha
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“What is it about keeping men tied up in the boot in Emmerdale?”
“What is it about keeping men tied up in the boot in Emmerdale?”
Its a thing
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“
Who's that
This is amazing”
“
Who's thatThis is amazing
”
A very bad Dancer and even worse actor.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“why isnt this lad dancing”
“why isnt this lad dancing”
Do you really want your eyes to bleed if we let him dance?
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“Oh it's that scrote from Liv's old gaff
As if Aaron would be shocked by that he's seen far worse”
“Oh it's that scrote from Liv's old gaff
As if Aaron would be shocked by that
he's seen far worse”
Still no sign of Liv
Did she really come back from that trip to wales?
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“David looks like a white chocolate easter Egg”
“David looks like a white chocolate easter Egg
”
Actor should watch the top of his head in this weather
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Aaron jealous.
He wanted some of that”
“Aaron jealous.
He wanted some of that”
Please Can't Aaron have a horrible accident and pass on to the next world.
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Ross tightening nuts.
Mine tighten every time I see him”
“Ross tightening nuts.
Mine tighten every time I see him”
Wasn't he untightening the nut?
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Does DRoss no longer work in the garage?”
“Does DRoss no longer work in the garage?”
He rips off and sometimes robs Taxi passengers these days.
Originally Posted by SecretLifeoBees:
“Good old comic race to the airport and declare undying love to someone storyline.....”
“Good old comic race to the airport and declare undying love to someone storyline.....”
Comedy CB radioing.
Originally Posted by agatha_crispies:
“Poor Ross he'll be missing out on decent fares because of this”
“Poor Ross
he'll be missing out on decent fares because of this”
Well he should be strong enough to unfasten nuts quicker.
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Oh fgs Durvid, you've known her all of 5 minutes! Just cos she takes your mind off the cancer, briefly, it doesn't make her the new luurve of your life. Get a grip man!”
“Oh fgs Durvid, you've known her all of 5 minutes! Just cos she takes your mind off the cancer, briefly, it doesn't make her the new luurve of your life. Get a grip man!
”
Keep this post you will definitely need to cut and paste it many more times heh
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Oooh, Happy MILDSTONE rhumble!
Pity Mr B's not here to hand round the champers and canapes.
I can offer a bottle of barley wine and a partly-consumed pack of bbq Kettle chips.”
“Oooh, Happy MILDSTONE rhumble!
Pity Mr B's not here to hand round the champers and canapes.
I can offer a bottle of barley wine and a partly-consumed pack of bbq Kettle chips.
”
Yes Rhumble well done.
Analysis centrals comedy wish list of how it would like storylines to pan out.
1) Jacob interferes in David and Tracy's storyline, tracy goes off in a huff to Ibiza for real this time
2) sadly for Jacob, David immediately gets with Holly and they drift off in a haze of heroin
3) On a dark night Robert thinks he's kidnapping the bad Dancer again but he accidentally kidnaps Aaron and puts him in the boot, Ross who replaced Roberts car wheel didn't fasten the nuts properly and the wheel comes off, while Robert is phoning for help a Fuel Lorry crashes into the car and they both blow up killing Mr Misery.
Yes the Ways how to Kill Aaron feature is back
4) The cab firm goes bust because the radio packs in for good and Ross is always rude to his clients
5) Dr Bailey finds out Belle isn't pregnant and hitches a lift on the fuel Tanker and we know what happened to that
6) Belle mourns Jermaine for 24 hours and then moves on to her next conquest, this being a soap her next man is actually woman, yes Vanessa has finally realised she really is into Women
7) Lachlan is so angry at Lawrence he finds his gun and shoots Lawrence's prize marrow
8) And did I mention hom Farm burns down in a comedy way
9) Andy's muscles explode from the steroids he's been taking and Chrissie dumps him.
1) Jacob interferes in David and Tracy's storyline, tracy goes off in a huff to Ibiza for real this time
2) sadly for Jacob, David immediately gets with Holly and they drift off in a haze of heroin
3) On a dark night Robert thinks he's kidnapping the bad Dancer again but he accidentally kidnaps Aaron and puts him in the boot, Ross who replaced Roberts car wheel didn't fasten the nuts properly and the wheel comes off, while Robert is phoning for help a Fuel Lorry crashes into the car and they both blow up killing Mr Misery.
Yes the Ways how to Kill Aaron feature is back
4) The cab firm goes bust because the radio packs in for good and Ross is always rude to his clients
5) Dr Bailey finds out Belle isn't pregnant and hitches a lift on the fuel Tanker and we know what happened to that
6) Belle mourns Jermaine for 24 hours and then moves on to her next conquest, this being a soap her next man is actually woman, yes Vanessa has finally realised she really is into Women
7) Lachlan is so angry at Lawrence he finds his gun and shoots Lawrence's prize marrow
8) And did I mention hom Farm burns down in a comedy way
9) Andy's muscles explode from the steroids he's been taking and Chrissie dumps him.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Morning Oldnjaded
Word of the Day PHEW”
“Morning Oldnjaded
Word of the Day PHEW”
I know!!
I've just done 2.75 miles and now it's 28C and I'm dripping. I do love to moan about the weather, whatever it's doing.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“But it takes ages for him to change a tyre, surely that puts some people off.?”
“But it takes ages for him to change a tyre, surely that puts some people off.?”
No, some people would be happy to watch him work on it all day long.
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Please Can't Aaron have a horrible accident and pass on to the next world.”
“Please Can't Aaron have a horrible accident and pass on to the next world.”
Yes, ITV could do a spin-off show, "Aaron in the Underworld".
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