Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Please Can't Aaron have a horrible accident and pass on to the next world.”
The next world doesn't want him, that's why after so many brushes with death, even self inflicted ones, we're still stuck with the cranky arsed tit

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Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Analysis centrals comedy wish list of how it would like storylines to pan out.
1) Jacob interferes in David and Tracy's storyline, tracy goes off in a huff to Ibiza for real this time
2) sadly for Jacob, David immediately gets with Holly and they drift off in a haze of heroin
3) On a dark night Robert thinks he's kidnapping the bad Dancer again but he accidentally kidnaps Aaron and puts him in the boot, Ross who replaced Roberts car wheel didn't fasten the nuts properly and the wheel comes off, while Robert is phoning for help a Fuel Lorry crashes into the car and they both blow up killing Mr Misery.
Yes the Ways how to Kill Aaron feature is back
4) The cab firm goes bust because the radio packs in for good and Ross is always rude to his clients
5) Dr Bailey finds out Belle isn't pregnant and hitches a lift on the fuel Tanker and we know what happened to that
6) Belle mourns Jermaine for 24 hours and then moves on to her next conquest, this being a soap her next man is actually woman, yes Vanessa has finally realised she really is into Women
7) Lachlan is so angry at Lawrence he finds his gun and shoots Lawrence's prize marrow
8) And did I mention hom Farm burns down in a comedy way
9) Andy's muscles explode from the steroids he's been taking and Chrissie dumps him.”


Hurrah! Ways to kill Waaron is back! It's like spotting a very dear friend you've not seen in ages, getting chatting and inflicting everything on them at once as you realise you need to make up for lost time
