Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel
Breaking News Sam Dingle Gamekeeper at Home farm has shot what vets have identified as a Jaguar, it was only about a year old so likely to be the be offspring of the wildcat which has been terrorising the local area for some years. This raises the disturbing thought that both the parents of this animal are at large and possible siblings, Police are advising caution in the countryside
12 year old Martin Smythe or Spot Farm fell into the farms grain silo and suffocated, police are warning of the dangers of farm equipment.
Meanwhil a herd of Angry llama's belonging to Farmer Brown stampeded down the Robblesfield road damaging Cars and injuring passer by. Police warned tourists not to annoy the Llama;'s
Police doing a lot of warning thsi week.
Breaking News Sam Dingle Gamekeeper at Home farm has shot what vets have identified as a Jaguar, it was only about a year old so likely to be the be offspring of the wildcat which has been terrorising the local area for some years. This raises the disturbing thought that both the parents of this animal are at large and possible siblings, Police are advising caution in the countryside
12 year old Martin Smythe or Spot Farm fell into the farms grain silo and suffocated, police are warning of the dangers of farm equipment.
Meanwhil a herd of Angry llama's belonging to Farmer Brown stampeded down the Robblesfield road damaging Cars and injuring passer by. Police warned tourists not to annoy the Llama;'s
Police doing a lot of warning thsi week.
