TMI kwynne! Anyway I don't want to hear about Cain in bed with anyone else except me.


Shush up or we'll get a dozen new threads on DS demanding a soap cross-over ep for this.


Good point, I never thought of that.


And that's the problem - offscreen events are always soap's way of cheating, retconning and generally making suckers out of the viewers.

Analysis of emmerdale Characters.

1) Moira - the nerve of Moira, shouting at Holly for something she didn't do, it was hardly Holly's fault that that Moira Blundered into a crack den and haunt of drug deal, then got stuck with a used needle, not was it Holly's fault that she had to have treatment for a variety of Diseases and might have HIV, and surely shouting at Holly is more likely to drive her back to drugs.

2) Holly - got help from Jai and had a debate on what type of treatment was right for her and came to a calm considered decision before she walked into a storm of moira abuse

3) Jai - actually seems to be serious about turning a new leaf and seems a good friend to Holly, how soon before she misinterprets and tries to seduce him which is what always happens in this type of Storyline

4) James almost as wooden as Robert from Corrie.

5) Rakesh - how soon before he borrows that money from Rishi and then gambles it all away to Pierce before the end of tonight's ep or Monday?

6) Priya - give up Priya Rakesh just isn't worth it.

7) Rishi - don't give the money, Rakesh will have you Bankrupt as well in no time

8) lawrence has got a chip on his shoulder the size of the moon, his repression is so intense that its a surprise the sun doesn't burn out

9)Chrissie just ignore lawrence for a while he will eventually come round, possibly.

10) Shut up Joanie nobody cares about your stupid wedding least of all Zak

11) Zak obviously wants to get back with Lisa but is stuck with Joanie. and he has been poaching again

12) Elle si obviously there to give Belle's fevered mind a sounding board

13) Shut up Lisa.

14) Does Harriet really have Weddings coming out of her ears or does she think Joanies as much a waste of space as we all do.?

Ways how to Kill Aaron No.3 (New Series)

Aaron visits Simons drug haunt and falls on a non used needle but is inject with Air bubbles and he dies of an embolism, how said, not.

Not having met any prison characters gave them a bit a wriggle room in this case and how they are wriggling, a fisherman's box full of Maggots would be wriggling less.