This is so going to happen

Ben and Johnny will be a couple before we know it, Johnny is finally going to get what he has wanted for so long! (which makes Paul even more forgettable now that Johnny gets his long awaited Ben story)

But where does steven fit in?

Anyone else reckon Johnny and Steven got it on in the Albert the other night and Ben is going to find himself in another situation with a branning sister.

Love quad with Ben, Johnny, Steven and Lauren is a possibility what do you think?

yey or nay to the Bonny ?

Bonny sounds like a dog that was on Blue Peter

I like Jenny

but ben is not called benny so it doesn't work.

plus they can go on crime sprees and be called the bonny lads with my name

Iv thought it all out

Maybe Steven and Ben can arrange a timeshare between them? On Monday and Thursday episodes, Ben gets to cling to Johnny and weep, on Tuesdays and Fridays Steven gets to have his wicked way with him.

They could both talk Scottish as well


Hey Johnny, what yer doing

You canna do that


Dont worry Ben

I know what im doing, it only takes a wee while

And we are ready to go



Dont do it Johhny

We are Scots we dont do that kind of stuff

Johnny.........and the person who killed his grandmother's best friend

or

Johnny.........and the person who shot Jane leaving her unable to have children


It's a tough one......

Johnny is clearly attracted to men who like beards

oh and violent criminals

Johnny needs an older man...hot paramedic guy will do nicely.

Johnny needs creosoting and used to repair a garden fence.

Maybe he will be drawn towards grunt, they share some of the same traits afterall