The only way to resolve it , at least for the sceptical female fms is to wait until your 49th birthday and then get one of the local gansta chavs to throw a water filled sponge at you from point blank range and see if it leaves you feeling in any way affected.
Perxsonaly i woudnt like Jackson or alex or jason throwing water filled sponges at me from zero range and im not a poor little old lady.