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Old 24-07-2016, 12:13
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EE is so boring at the moment, what can they do to liven things up?

1. Phil Mitchell opens up Walfords very own Jurrasic Park next to the allotments. However putting Billy in charge of the enclosure was probably not a good idea...
2. George Clooney arrives in town as Walfords new doctor, just in time as a mysterious new illness seems to be affecting the female residents and Johnny who all need immediate attention
3. Pat Butchers long lost identical twin Nat arrives in the square looking for her sister.
4. Lee, Whitney, Kim, Vincent, Ronnie and Jack are all victims of spontaneous combustion. Fortunately the other residents of Walford quickly forgot they ever existed
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:16
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The Carters get a personality.
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:21
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The Carters get a personality.
IT has to be realistic

5. Ian Beale becomes Robocop
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:21
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It is revealed the last six years of EastEnders have been a horrible nightmare.
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:24
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7. Mary Berry is cast as Martha Cherry and turns McKlunkys into a bakery. It turns out Martha is an old flame of Patrick's.
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:26
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8. Andy continues his shower tour of Walford
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:26
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We need to number them or we'll never get to 1001!

10. Babe finds her calling in life when she realises she has an unnatural ability to round up sheep and turns the grassy middle of the square into a city farm.

Edit: 10 because they're not all numbered
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:29
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8. Andy continues his shower tour of Walford
I like your style Foxy.
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:30
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We need to number them or we'll never get to 1001!

10. Babe finds her calling in life when she realises she has an unnatural ability to round up sheep and turns the grassy middle of the square into a city farm.

Edit: 10 because they're not all numbered
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:30
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8. Andy continues his shower tour of Walford
I think he should just parade around topless
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:48
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8. Andy continues his shower tour of Walford
Seeing as the Carter bathroom is the only one we actually see, I propose he showers there next. Preferably with Jonnny walking in just as he gets to the ~lathering stage.
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:54
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Mick Carter is exposed as a long term bigamist and he leaves to live with his "other" family taking Buster, Lee, Whitney, Babe and Tina with him.

Linda sells the Vic to Sharon and gets a job in Belinda's beauty salon. Johnny embarks on a torrid affair with Steven but when Steven ultimately chooses Lauren over him he leaves to go to Uni in America.
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:57
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11. Jay shaves his head and grows a mustache, coughs a lot, and insists that everybody calls him Mr White. One episode he has a long speech to Louise where he tells her in no uncertain terms that "You think I'm in danger? I am the danger "
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Old 24-07-2016, 12:58
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12. Philth becomes a suicide bomber taking out Whitney, Roxy and Lady Di
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:05
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13. Lady Di savages Ian and Jane Beale, and Kat Slater (if she's still alive) to death.

She is not put to sleep for this.
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:05
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12. Philth becomes a suicide bomber taking out Whitney, Roxy and Lady Di
what is wrong with you
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:07
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13. Birdie to go on a killing spree to drum up business for les so we can keep the brilliant babe blackmail plot running
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:10
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Mick Carter is exposed as a long term bigamist and he leaves to live with his "other" family taking Buster, Lee, Whitney, Babe and Tina with him.

Linda sells the Vic to Sharon and gets a job in Belinda's beauty salon. Johnny embarks on a torrid affair with Steven but when Steven ultimately chooses Lauren over him he leaves to go to Uni in America.
15. Bert remembers he exists and comes back to give Jay some much needed support.
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:12
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13. Birdie to go on a killing spree to drum up business for les so we can keep the brilliant babe blackmail plot running
Well she's killed before
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:14
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16. Babe drowns in a particularly watery trifle
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:17
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Louise falls in love with a man on line and we see her sneaking off for sexy times with...Max😘
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:18
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18. Max trips on crazy paving and cracks his huge ego
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:18
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19. Linda Carter gets herself a navy blue dressing gown so Mick doesn't look daft when he borrows it again.
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:23
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The Carters sell the Vic to an unknown buyer who later turns out to be Janine, with Scarlett and a partner in tow.
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Old 24-07-2016, 13:24
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21. Ian Beale steps on a lego
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