EE is so boring at the moment, what can they do to liven things up?

1. Phil Mitchell opens up Walfords very own Jurrasic Park next to the allotments. However putting Billy in charge of the enclosure was probably not a good idea...
2. George Clooney arrives in town as Walfords new doctor, just in time as a mysterious new illness seems to be affecting the female residents and Johnny who all need immediate attention
3. Pat Butchers long lost identical twin Nat arrives in the square looking for her sister.
4. Lee, Whitney, Kim, Vincent, Ronnie and Jack are all victims of spontaneous combustion. Fortunately the other residents of Walford quickly forgot they ever existed

The Carters get a personality.

IT has to be realistic

5. Ian Beale becomes Robocop

It is revealed the last six years of EastEnders have been a horrible nightmare.

7. Mary Berry is cast as Martha Cherry and turns McKlunkys into a bakery. It turns out Martha is an old flame of Patrick's.

8. Andy continues his shower tour of Walford

We need to number them or we'll never get to 1001!

10. Babe finds her calling in life when she realises she has an unnatural ability to round up sheep and turns the grassy middle of the square into a city farm.

Edit: 10 because they're not all numbered

I like your style Foxy.

I think he should just parade around topless

Seeing as the Carter bathroom is the only one we actually see, I propose he showers there next. Preferably with Jonnny walking in just as he gets to the ~lathering stage.

Mick Carter is exposed as a long term bigamist and he leaves to live with his "other" family taking Buster, Lee, Whitney, Babe and Tina with him.

Linda sells the Vic to Sharon and gets a job in Belinda's beauty salon. Johnny embarks on a torrid affair with Steven but when Steven ultimately chooses Lauren over him he leaves to go to Uni in America.

11. Jay shaves his head and grows a mustache, coughs a lot, and insists that everybody calls him Mr White. One episode he has a long speech to Louise where he tells her in no uncertain terms that "You think I'm in danger? I am the danger "

12. Philth becomes a suicide bomber taking out Whitney, Roxy and Lady Di

13. Lady Di savages Ian and Jane Beale, and Kat Slater (if she's still alive) to death.

She is not put to sleep for this.

what is wrong with you

13. Birdie to go on a killing spree to drum up business for les so we can keep the brilliant babe blackmail plot running

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15. Bert remembers he exists and comes back to give Jay some much needed support.

Well she's killed before

16. Babe drowns in a particularly watery trifle

Louise falls in love with a man on line and we see her sneaking off for sexy times with...Max😘

18. Max trips on crazy paving and cracks his huge ego

19. Linda Carter gets herself a navy blue dressing gown so Mick doesn't look daft when he borrows it again.

The Carters sell the Vic to an unknown buyer who later turns out to be Janine, with Scarlett and a partner in tow.

21. Ian Beale steps on a lego