22 bobby gets day release and finishes the job on Mcbeale
1001 ways to make EastEnders interesting
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23. introduce a 4x4, arriving in the square with her four sons varying in age between early teens and mid twenties, she catches the eye of Max when he returns and the four fathers keep turning up causing trouble
25, have max follow buster into liking necrophilia this could become part of his revenge on the beales
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“there appears to be a killjoy out there bet they are a corrie fan”
“there appears to be a killjoy out there bet they are a corrie fan”
Never mind.
There have been some good suggestions so keep them coming
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“Never mind.
There have been some good suggestions so keep them coming”
“Never mind.
There have been some good suggestions so keep them coming
”
I just read DS Enders, I stole your line unwittingly
29 Ben becomes a christian whilst grieving for the hairball. he then goes to one of those "cleanse away the gay" camps thinking it will cure him from his murderous ways.. he then returns to the square wanting to have it away with everyone in site... has the camp worked
This is so wrong and I'm quite ashamed, so I'll put it in spoilers and nobody read it, just know that we're one step closer to 1001 and move on.
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Spoiler
Lauren dies a horrible death when her eyeballs burst after too much eye 'acting'
Pam Coker is revealed to be secretly dressing up as a man called Christopher much to Les's disgust.
Bobby Beale breaks out of Youth Offenders to wreak havoc on the square. He has a shit list of names and he intends to deal with them one by one.
Pam Coker is revealed to be secretly dressing up as a man called Christopher much to Les's disgust.
Bobby Beale breaks out of Youth Offenders to wreak havoc on the square. He has a shit list of names and he intends to deal with them one by one.
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“16. Babe drowns in a particularly watery trifle”
“16. Babe drowns in a particularly watery trifle”
Keeble eventually gives up investigating Babe's brutal murder as the number of suspects runs into hundreds and thousands.
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“EE is so boring at the moment, what can they do to liven things up?
1. Phil Mitchell opens up Walfords very own Jurrasic Park next to the allotments. However putting Billy in charge of the enclosure was probably not a good idea...
2. George Clooney arrives in town as Walfords new doctor, just in time as a mysterious new illness seems to be affecting the female residents and Johnny who all need immediate attention
3. Pat Butchers long lost identical twin Nat arrives in the square looking for her sister.
4. Lee, Whitney, Kim, Vincent, Ronnie and Jack are all victims of spontaneous combustion.
Fortunately the other residents of Walford quickly forgot they ever existed”
“EE is so boring at the moment, what can they do to liven things up?
1. Phil Mitchell opens up Walfords very own Jurrasic Park next to the allotments. However putting Billy in charge of the enclosure was probably not a good idea...
2. George Clooney arrives in town as Walfords new doctor, just in time as a mysterious new illness seems to be affecting the female residents and Johnny who all need immediate attention
3. Pat Butchers long lost identical twin Nat arrives in the square looking for her sister.
4. Lee, Whitney, Kim, Vincent, Ronnie and Jack are all victims of spontaneous combustion.
Fortunately the other residents of Walford quickly forgot they ever existed”
With her extremely stingy brother Titus A Natschuff.
Originally Posted by 0...0:
“Keeble eventually gives up investigating Babe's brutal murder as the number of suspects runs into hundreds and thousands.”
“Keeble eventually gives up investigating Babe's brutal murder as the number of suspects runs into hundreds and thousands.”
34.
Past incarnations of Jonny, Lauren, Martin and Denny are spotted lurking in the shadows, their plan: to kill off their replacements.
New Jonny, Lauren, Martin and Denny manage to convince the other residents that they need help. The square manages to corner a quivering ex-Jonny in a corner - Mick's about to shove a garden fork through his neck when Abbi shouts "Stop! They're not the imposters!" she turns and points at the group of replacements fronted by a snarling bug-eyed Lauren "They are!!!"
Doof! Doof! Doof! Doof! Doof!
Past incarnations of Jonny, Lauren, Martin and Denny are spotted lurking in the shadows, their plan: to kill off their replacements.
New Jonny, Lauren, Martin and Denny manage to convince the other residents that they need help. The square manages to corner a quivering ex-Jonny in a corner - Mick's about to shove a garden fork through his neck when Abbi shouts "Stop! They're not the imposters!" she turns and points at the group of replacements fronted by a snarling bug-eyed Lauren "They are!!!"
Doof! Doof! Doof! Doof! Doof!
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